Chapter 2 Shopping worries
Ed walked into Roy's house to see his brother.
"Are you okay brother?" Al asked with worry.
"I'll get you a change of clothes." Roy stated going to his bedroom.
"Brother, I'm sure the colonel will help you." Al said happily.
"Help me feel like a fool." Ed hissed.
Roy came back with a long white shirt, and some blue stretch pants. Ed went to the bathroom to change, and Mustang went to his room to change into a blue shirt with black pants. Then sat in a leather chair. Ed came out crossing his arms. Roy looked at him, and turned his face away from him.
"I see your problem." He stated.
He picked up the phone.
"Riza could you please come over for a little while." He asked. "I have a really big problem and need a woman's help. No, not cooking, no I'm not going to try and seduce you. I have the Elrics' over here, Al say hi." He said coolly.
"Hi, lieutenant." Al said happily.
"Thank you." He hung up the phone. "She'll be right over with a taxi. Al please stay here okay. I know you'll be by yourself for a little while, but we'll be right back alright." Roy stated.
"Yes, sir." Al nodded.
Roy waited for the taxi, and gave Ed his long black coat to cover himself…Herself. Ed got into the car turning red as he sat between Riza and Roy.
"Mall." Roy stated coldly.
"What's going on sir." Riza asked shocked.
"We have a problem." He said not looking at anyone but the driver.
Riza fell silent. Roy paid the taxi driver, and began to walk in the mall. He then stopped.
"Eve Elric, tell Riza your situation. I'm going to wonder around." Roy stated and wondered off.
"Eve?" Riza looked at Ed.
"Can we go to the bathroom." Ed whispered.
Riza blinked noticing the voice wasn't who she thought it was. It was slightly off, and she walked over the bathrooms.
"I killed Tucker." Ed shook.
"Edward?" Riza asked.
"He turned me into a girl." He sobbed.
Riza hugged Edward.
"I bet that's a big shock to the hormone change." She sighed. "Okay I know what I'm here for. Lets go get you measured." She sighed.
"Measured?" Ed asked.
"You're a girl you wear bras now." She said quietly.
Ed shook.
"What?" He asked feeling awkward.
"Come on lets go." She sighed dragging him with her.
Roy began looking around, and decided to buy his usual tools for dating. Flowers, candy, stuffed teddy bear, and then went into the women's section. A clerk saw him with his items.
"May I help you find something for that special someone you bought those for?" She asked with a smile.
"Actually I'm looking for her." He stated.
"Oh what does she look like, maybe I saw which way she went." She asked.
"She was with another female actually. Blonde and tall, but the one I'm looking for." He paused. Cleared his throat. "IS BLONDE AND SHORT IN STATURE." He projected his voice.
"WHO YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE'S IN THE GENIOUS WORLD RECORDS FOR SHORTEST SHORT PERSON!" Ed screamed.
Roy smirked.
"Found her." He smiled.
He walked past the clerk who had hearts by her head realizing it was Roy Mustang.
"Sir, was that necessary?" Riza asked.
Roy thought for a moment.
"Yes." He smiled.
"Stupid jerk." He hissed from a changing room.
"Come out Ed I need to make sure the clothes fit you properly." Riza stated.
Ed came out in white kaki pants, a red tank top. Roy blinked for a second wondering if he was even looking at Edward. Ed frowned at him.
"Don't' look at me like that! I don't like this." He growled crossing his arms.
Roy had a smile on his lips. Ed glared at him.
"What?" Ed asked is almost a hiss.
"You look good as a girl. The braid, the height, all you need is a mini skirt." Roy snickered.
Ed's eyes went wide, and Riza had to hold him down.
"Calm down Eve." She told him. "I have to go buy you some more clothes. Sleep-ware included. I'll be back shortly." She stated.
"Hello sir." Havoc said from behind.
He looked at Eve and blinked a bit.
"Did Ed lose a bet?" Havoc asked.
"No this is his cousin Eve. I've got the pleasure of showing her around." Mustang stated calmly.
"Does Ed know that?" Havoc smiled. "Well I'm at a lose if she's with you I can't get her." He smiled.
Ed's eyes glared at Havoc.
"I see why you never get a date. You treat women like things not like a person." He growled.
"Wow you even act like Ed. I'm sorry I didn't mean anything by it." He smiled. "I'm sorry if I upset you." He stated looking at Mustang.
"I forgive you." Ed crossed his arms, then realized why women put their hands on their hips instead.
Mustang saw a few male eyes on Edward, and wrapped his arm around his waste.
"Yes, I believe she is lovely." He glared at the men from a distance.
"Roy." Ed growled and stepped away.
Roy knew Ed didn't see the possible danger he just saw.