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Previous knowledge needed:
1. Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, Harry Potter and all related stuff belongs to J.K. Rowling, who is apparently going to kill off two more characters in book 7, despite opposition. Oh, and Warner Brothers owns it too.
Millions of years ago when dinosaurs still roamed the earth there lived a large T-rex who never brushed his teeth. His breath smelled like rotting meat and dead things. His friend, Vinny the Velociraptor, stopped playing with him after he smelled his breath. "Oh man, what's that awful smell?" The dinosaurs shrieked.
The dinosaur yelled, and transformed into Professor Sprout! She was really an animigus! "I knew I shouldn't have traveled so far back in time." She said, using her new invention to blast back to the future. Being a dinosaur animigus was her secret-and she hoped no one at Hogwarts would find out.
The only problem was her worst enemy, Sherri Malfoy, knew how to force an animigus to show themselves. The next morning at breakfast the whole school suddenly found themselves eating next to a gigantic dinosaur who breathed fire! She was not just a dinosaur but a fire breathing dragon!
It was Umbridge! Harry screamed and ran for his life. The fire breathing dragon coughed out a ball of fire and engulfed Harry's underwear. "HA! That's for being such an obnoxious student!" she screamed at Harry.
"Yeah, well, at least I'm not an ugly fire breathing dinosaur dragon thing!" Harry yelled back. He hid in a cupboard conveniently located on the castle grounds and tried to control his breathing. Harry's heart stopped as he heard the dragon outside wheeze,
"Hem, hem."
It was Umbridge! The dragon said in a girly voice, "Why are you here?" Harry backed up and saw Umbridge the dragon was guarding hordes of treasure. He REALLY wanted it!
He brought together a group of his evil followers and planned on blocking off the big exits and entrances so the dragon couldn't escape. Little did they know the dragon was not a dragon at all! It was really (character's name) ----(they were confused as to who was the main character at the time) the animigus! She could turn into a human or dragon and get out of the smaller ways to find food.
The Death Eaters crept around the cave, ready to attack the "weakened" dragon. Before they could even begin to shoot curses into the large tunnel of the dragon lair, they were surprised to find her right behind them!
"Surprised to see me?" Umbridge laughed evily and spouted fire into the poor students faces. "Ow." Ron said, shocked, and fell to the ground dead.
"NOOOOO!" Harry fell to his knees and cried, overcome by grief. He was so mad! Harry grabbed his wand and yelled the first spell that came to mind. "Rictasempra!" The dragon laughed and giggled and guffawed. Suddenly the curse was lifted!
Umbridge fell to the ground, unconscious, and the dinosaur ran away, back through the time portal and had lunch with his friend Vinny Velociraptor.
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