Well, this idea just came to me one day. (well, today actually.) This is the application form that a FE character signs when they join the FE universe. Well, enjoy and don't forget to write! Knoll: Hey...I remember signing this!

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING AND INDICATE YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF OUR TERMS BY SIGNING IN THE SPACE BELOW

I certify that all the information provided by me, whether on this document or not, is true and complete, and I understand that any misstatement, falsification or omission of information shall be completely ignored and I will be hired on the spot.

I understand that as a condition of employment, I will be required to provide legal or illegal badges to work in the Fire Emblem universe

I understand that the Fire Emblem Universe requires all males who are 18 through 25 to have a dramatic background and or an honorable nature (does not apply to staff-appointed spots) and are required to register with the Fire Emblem Service to present either proof of registration or just a shiny sword/lance/axe upon hire.

I understand that the FE Academy will check with the Fire Emblem Department of War and/or the Fire Emblem Secret Thief Investigation Service for any criminal history in accordance with importance to the storyline.

I understand that being evil, character stats, and script may be viewed on the FE Academy Department of War web page at being evil, character stats and script. And brochures are available from the Laguz resources department.

I authorize any of the persons or organizations referenced, and I release all such parties from being responsible for your injuries while in contract, which may result from agreeing to be a member of the Fire Emblem Universe.

With few exceptions, you have the right to request any and all information that you don't really know about yourself through the storyline though you may not be provided with answers from the person you ask it from. You are entitled to ask, but might not receive. You also have the right to yell LIAR at any or all villains that send out false information about you.

Fire Emblem law requires a 90-in-game day waiting period before new recruits are eligible to enroll in the benefits of the elixir/vulnerary health program.

The Fire Emblem Academy is in no way responsible for your death; whether it be part of the storyline or not.

You are also entitled to having strange hair, a really cool weapon and a hot sister or brother that many fans will write many incest fics about.

SIGN

THIS APPLICATION MUST BE SIGNED HERE:

And...that's the end of it. Short I know, but it's based off of a real application sheet. So...now that i've got nothing to say but please review and you can suggest other types of characters or classes to write an application form about. (i.e. swordmasters, archers, mages...) Heh, it's like my poem thing re-born. But I'll be waiting so ciao.