Hi! I just got back from KC. I am SO glad to get back on the computer. I can finally get back to typing. Anyways, by request, this is the villain's contract for fire emblem. The other was a general contract. (no, not the character class idiot.) Well, read and enjoy.

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING AND INDICATE YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF OUR TERMS BY SIGNING IN THE SPACE BELOW

I certify that all the information provided by me, is false and badass sounding, and I understand that any misstatement (A.K.A anything not real)of information shall be overlooked as I have the uber shiny weapon or 1337 destructive magic that all villains are required to have and no one wants to tell me I'm wrong for fear of being choped into bit-sized pieces or dissapearing from this plane of existance.

I understand that as a condition of being employed, I will be required to providepaperwork proving my point as a villain or resort to threats to getto work in the Fire Emblem universe.

I understand that the Fire Emblem Universe requires all males who are 18and older to have a dramaticaly boring background or a back-stabbing, sneaky, cowardly yet smart demeanor and are required to speak with the Fire Emblem Bad-guys Association upon registration into the plot to learn how cruel or just plain wierd I am to be. Or, again, resort to threats to work my way up.

I understand that the FE Academy will check with the Fire Emblem Department ofStarting Wars, and or, the Fire Emblem Evil Villainy and Plot Importance Association to find out when or if I am killed off or am important to the story.

I understand that the villain, arch-villain and cheesy villain pick-up lines will be sent via mail to my home from the Fire Emblem Evil Villainy and Plot Importance Association (again) and also recieve a free catalogue from the dragons and demons department.

I authorize that all of the organizations recognized through this contract may indulge in a villainous plot-twist at any time in the story. (be it an injury or a wierd secret about you.) be cause we are the Fire Emblem Association and we can do whatever we want.

With few exceptions, you have the right to request backup that may not come to you along with any information about the status of your enemies (A.K.A. the good guys) and may resort to threats even if it gets you nothing in return. You also have the rights to change your death quote via alterations in the story-line that may occur for no reason whatsoever.

Fire Emblem law requiresthat villains cannot enlist in the elixir/vulnerary health program, but are handed a single elixir and are instantaneously placed in front of a gate that heals you a whopping 4 health each turn.

The Fire Emblem Academy is in no way responsible for you being horribly maimed, exploded, imploded, bleeding out, being squashed by someone bigger than you ect. BECAUSE THE BAD GUYS ALWAYS LOSE IN THE END!

You are also for no reason, entitled to have un-natural eye colors (something most other character classes can't do.) and having an unnecesary relation with one of the hero characters. (father, mother, sister, brother, cousin, wife, husband, boyfriend or girlfriend.)

If you are one of the above mentioned, then you will be a total wuss when faced against them.

SIGN

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I don't really think I did so hot on this one. Really. We're all entitled to our opinions but I didn't really like it. I won't argue if you say it's good though. ciao.