This was another request from another person. (actually one requested it first, and another person requested the same thing.) So here's the heroes contract.

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING AND INDICATE YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF OUR TERMS BY SIGNING IN THE SPACE BELOW

I can, and will prove,that all the information provided by me, on this document, is true and complete, and I understand that any falsifications are not possible because I am hero, hear me roar.

I understand that as a condition of employment, I will be required to provide an intricate history of why I am good or a shiny promotional item in order to be hired within the first 5 minutes of being in the FE 'verse.

I understand that the Fire Emblem Universe requires allFEmales who are 18 through 25 to have an insignificant backgroundand be asshy or slutty as possible(does not apply to braniacs as there has to be at least one.) and are required to register with the Fire Emblem Heroin Services in order to be included and have your own plot line.

I understand that the FE Academy will check with the Fire Emblem Carbon-Copy Experts Society to make sure that, according to the plot, you are a real, living, breathing, being. Not just some very realistic Carbon Copy of that person.

I understand that being angsty, having sucky starting stats, andarmor (for guys)skimpy outfits (for girls) are provided by the Fire Emblem Super Make-over department which is supervised by the Mamkute Material Resources Service.

I authorize others to make mean comments about me because since I am the hero, I get to decapitate/horribly maim them later.

With few exceptions, it is quite possible that you will learn stuff about your history later on as the story progresses. It is also liable, as a hero, that you will witness the death of/kill someone who is very dear to you whether it be on purpose or not. But hey, we're just the staff so we don't really care.

Fire Emblem law requiresthat all joining heroesbe enrolled in the elixir/vulnerary AND anti-toxin health program and is appointed a free vulnerary upon joining. (or two in special occassions.)

The Fire Emblem Academy is not responsible for the death of heroes. Except for the main character. Upon which time there is a glitch in the space-time continuum and all life as we know it is reset so that the main character doesn't die and the game progresses as normal.

If I am the main hero, it is imperative thatI have atleast one living relative. There are very few exceptions to this rule. Atleast half of the party members must have a relative of some sort.

If I am the main hero, it is also imperative that I am on some crazy quest that I somehow got dragged into by the whims of fate and am most likely the child of a royal family.

SIGN

THIS APPLICATION MUST BE SIGNED HERE:

Ahh...I feel MUCH better about this one. (part 7, the one about killing a loved one or witnessing their death, was suggested by Kusabi Makabe.) Ciao