Alien Dentists

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Previous knowledge needed:

1. Harry Potter

Disclaimer: We do not own the Harry Potter universe. It belongs to J.K. Rowling. We also do not own the white formations inside human mouths. Those belong to the aliens.

Hermione had always considered herself a normal girl. She had normal parents with normal jobs. She was a good student who got great marks. Then one day, a letter arrived. It was mad of parchment and written in green ink. It told her she was not at all normal.

The letter said: Dear Hermione, you are not normal. You should go to Dumbledore's office. He will explain everything. You are an alien! From: your alien parents from Mars.

Hermione gasped and said in surprise, "Is this a joke?"

McGonagall looked grave. "I am sorry to tell you Miss Granger, but it is true. Your parents are aliens"

"But my parents are dentists! They can't be aliens!"

"Oh, but they are," McGonagall sighed. "Many years ago, the aliens of mars traveled to earth. They were fascinated by the white formations inside the human mouth, so they dedicated their lives to it."

"Are you saying all dentists are aliens?" Hermione squealed. "This must be a joke!"

"I swear they are!" cried Luna who had never trusted anyone with her teeth. Hermione and Harry exchanged glances, Luna really was crazy.

"Well, there's one way to find out," said Hermione quickly, "let's go see Dumbledore."

Harry, Ron and Hermione ran down the halls until they got to Dumbledore's office. They burst inside to find Dumbledore calmly sitting at his desk. "Is it true?" Hermione whimpered, "That my parents are aliens?"

"Yes." said Dumbledore gravely.

Hermione finally accepted what they had been trying to convince her of all along. "Fine, if my parents are aliens, then shouldn't I read their letter!"

"Sure", Harry picked the forgotten piece of paper off the floor and handed it to Hermione. It said: Dear Earthling daughter…

"Hey wait!" Hermione thought for a second, "If my parents are aliens, then…that means…"

"You're an alien too? Yes." Dumbledore's eyes twinkled. Hermione screamed.

Her yell woke up Lavender and Parvati and they rushed to the side of her bed and attempted to wake up the dreaming girl. Hermione woke with a start, and dashed from the dorm screaming. Aliens were attacking her! She ran all the way home to her normal parents and normal life. Far away from parchment letters, green ink, aliens and Owls.

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