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I snuck out of the house while London was in the shower.

She won't miss me, but on the off chance that she does, I put a sticky note on her cell phone that said that I was going to get some icecream and would be back soon.

I just hope she doesn't ask why I didn't get her any when she comes back home.

"How did you know where I live?" I asked as soon as I got within hearing range of Ashley.

"Duh! I followed you. How else would I find out?"

"By asking?" I replied

"Ummm... can you spell boring? Anyway here's your task: you have two minutes to show think of and show me something that I have never seen before. I can't represent somebody who isn't original."

Original? I thought, I don't have an original bone in my body... or do I? I could show her the picture of my Aunt with six toes, but everybody has seen somebody like that by now. I could show her the extreme level of frizziness my hair gets to in the humidity, but that's too embarressing. Oh shit, what am I gonna do?

"Fourty-five seconds left."

Ummm.. lets see... what trick do I know? Only one. I can show her my tongue trick... but that involves sticking my tongue in her mouth. Since she's a she... I don't think so.

"ten seconds left."

"five- four- three- two-"

I'm gunna do it

I can't believe I did it. I kissed Ashley, and not just any kiss, but a good fifteen-second kiss including tonsil hockey. I showed her the trick where I bend my tongue into a weird shape and then touch the roof of her mouth with it. And she let me.

I can't beleive she didn't push me off of her, and I can't believe that she kissed me back.

The most surprising thought is that I actually kind of enjoyed it.. but of course that just means that I like kissing... not that I like Ashley.

OMG I haven't been paying attention to her.. what is she saying.

"- and I don't want to hurt your feelings but I love her and if you kiss me again she will probably kick your ass."

"I don't like you that way Ashley.. but I did show you something you've never seen didn't I?"

"technically no, since I have seen lots of girls eyes and faces before and that is all that you showed me... but I've never... uh... felt anything like that before, so you and your friend get to come to some parties with us.

Lucky you, there's one tomorrow night, wear something sexy and be ready by eight. Also get lots of sleep before then cuz we're staying out til 4 am."

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London's POV

So I was gunna tell her. I was gunna just go right out and tell her the real reason why I invited her to come with me for the summer.

She thinks I'm the dumb one, but she she's not smart enough to see that I'm perfect for her.

I was gunna tell her after my shower how I feel about her, and then she would say she loved me too and we would tumble wildly into bed together like in that romance book she thought I didn't ever read. But when I looked out the window I saw her kissing another girl! All this time that I thought I shouldn't be having these feelings for another girl, and she was openly kissing one that she just met!

I went to call her, but then I read that bullshit note about her going for icecream. I wonder how that fucking tasted! Whatever, all I know is that I wish I had some icecream or some chocolate right now. Or chocolate icecream. Mmmmm.

I just tossed my towel on the floor and sprawled out on top of my bed. Life just sucks sometimes, but I'm gunna get Maddie Fitzpatrick to fall for me.

Suddenly Maddie walked throught the door. At first I thought she wouldn't notice but she did.

"I decided not to get icecream after all- you're naked." she said while looking away and blushing.

I decided to do it anyway. I decided to tell her how I feel.

"Maddie, I... I'm gonna throw up!"

I ran to the bathroom without my towel and puked in the toilet. Telling her how I feel would be much easier if I hadn't been thinking about food.

Then I realized that I just ran naked into the bathroom and threw up. I would have to wait until a much more composed moment to tell her how I feel.

I cried myself to sleep that night.

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