Right. Next on the list is...Thieves and assassins! (as requested by Kusabi via review) Enjoy.

Disclaimer: crap, I always forget to put these up. For every time I didn't say this, I'm saying it. I do not, repeat, DO NOT own Fire emblem; though I sorely wished that I did

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING AND INDICATE YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF OUR TERMS BY SIGNING IN THE SPACE BELOW

I certify that all the information provided by me, whether on this document or not, is false and incomplete; because if I gave TRUE information about myself...well...the authorities would find me much quicker, wouldn't they?

I understand that as a condition of employment, I will be required to provide illegal badges and a/or a sword with a high critical-hit rate that somehow transforms into a dinky little dagger when I hold it.

I understand that the Fire Emblem Universe requires all males who are 18 through 25 to have an insignificant background because if you're taking this position, no one will care what your background is. You'll probably also be cheeky during the beginning of the game and later on become badass.

I understand that the FE Academy will check with the Fire Emblem Secret Thief Investigation Service and the Manakete Material Resources to get me my customary weird outfit and stalking lessons.

I understand that I am allowed at least one mission where my name will show up on the character list/I'll be there, but I'll also be 'MIA' because I've got my own matters to attend to elsewhere.

I authorize any of the persons or organizations referenced, and I (will not) release all such parties from being responsible for your (the staff's) injuries while in contract, which may result from agreeing to let me be a thief/assassin and allowing me to practice stalking in the Academy's hallways.

With few exceptions, you have the right to be a virtual parasite that's nagging on a certain some one (and vice-versa), be it a person you've never seen before or someone that's known you practically all your life.

You are entitled to not say anything to some one who asks something of you. After all, why should you risk your life for someone you've just barely met when there's a nice looking treasure chest over in that far corner, away from the baddies?

Fire Emblem law requires that thieves and (in occasions when vulnerary shippings are late) assassins do NOT participate in the vulnerary/elixir health program because they're supposed to have really high luck anyways. (all writers of this document are currently on stalker protection programs.)

The Fire Emblem Academy is in no way responsible for your death; whether it be part of the storyline or not. You are also entitled to having almost no personality what-so-ever and having a companion who's nothing like you. So we win.

SIGN

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Weeeeellll...that was fun. R&R please? (I couldn't resist naming this after the item used for thieves to change classes XD)

Ciao.