Here we go. The pervert contract as requested by Ultimate Aries. For all of the FE characters that like to hit on the ladies.

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING AND INDICATE YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF OUR TERMS BY SIGNING IN THE SPACE BELOW

I certify that all the information provided by me, whether on this document or not, is filled out in the way that makes me sound the most perverted because I have the power to turn anything you say against you and make it sound wrong.

I understand that as a condition of employment, I will be required to hit on at least 6 girls, if I'm still alive after that, then I get the job.

I understand that the Fire Emblem Universe requires all males who are 18 through 25 to have at least semi-good looks so that whenever I hit on someone their eyes won't burn away and then they turn to stone. I am entitled to act like a complete moron and a scoundrel.

I understand that the FE Academy will check with the Fire Emblem Hopeless Romantics department so that from then on when I hit on someone they don't have the right to kill me on the spot

I understand that, being me, I will at least have PASSABLE character stats so that even though my personality is probably going to end up being dirt, I'll at least be able to kill the bad guys with relative ease.

I authorize any of the persons or organizations referenced, and I release all such parties from being responsible for your injuries while hitting on every female character in sight; which MAY happen as a result of you taking this position.

With few exceptions, you have the right to request any and all information that you don't really know about all of the female characters and guarantee them things that you probably can't really guarantee in the first place. You are permitted at least 1 honorable act which may in turn make someone actually like you.

You also have the right to say unethical romantic things that none of the other characters would think of saying in the first place because there's minimal romance in their personality chips.

Fire Emblem law requires a 60-in-game day waiting period before hopeless romantics are able to enlist in the pervert protection+ program for treating wounds inflicted by the girls when you hit on them.

The Fire Emblem Academy is in no way responsible for your death; whether it be part of the storyline or not. It can only be your fault if all of the major and minor female characters in the game decide to castrate you and then kill you a slow and horrible death. Yes. It's your fault. Not ours for hiring you in the first place.

SIGN

THIS APPLICATION MUST BE SIGNED HERE:

Wow. Hitting on people was VERY over-used in this one, wasn't it? I don't think that I did very good on this, but you all may think differently and I won't stop you from thinking that way if you do. R&R?

Ciao.