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CHAPTER THREE

"I don't get it, why must you always take each others side?!" Keiko screamed at Amiu and Naruto just before Iruka-sensei stormed into the room looking just a bit more anxious than usual.

"Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, this isn't good, what am I going to say, what am I going to do, oh god why now, why not someone else's child?" Iruka muttered to himself pacing back and forth completely ignoring all the children staring blankly at him.

"Uh, Iruka-sensei, I hope you won't mind me asking but, what's being troublesome to you?" Shikamaru asked the worried teacher leaning back on his chair.

"Oh, nothing Shikamaru, nothing that important, now, we have the reports on those missions you did Friday. You all got excellent apart from Naruto and Amiu, you both got marked down because the old lady didn't like you very much." Iruka said plainly to the two loud students who were now planning to raid the old lady's house, "Now, who's not here? Well, Meii's uh, sick, yeah, she's sick, we got, Naruto, Amiu, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, Ino, Chouji, Tachino, Sakura, Lee, TenTen, Shino, Ariisha, Nikkore, Hinata, Keiko, uh, where's Kiba?"

"Dunno, he hasn't been here all day! Ha, probably sleeping off some kibble curled up in a ball with a chew toy in his mouth. I swear sometimes that dog of his is more human than he is." Ino said acting a tad more stuck-up today than she usually is.

"Ino shut it, nobody wants to hear it." Iruka snapped at Ino, he was having a bad day.

"Iruka, we've located her, a boy and a dog seem to be accompanying her. You must come with us quickly", Random ninja number one said running into the room.

"What? What's going on? Iruka-sensei! Tell us-'ttebayo!!" Naruto screamed running after Iruka, Amiu following close behind.

"Anybody else want to follow the queer patrol?" Neji asked the remaining students.

"Nope", Sasuke said with a smug grin on his face. Everyone agreed, who was going to run after those three to go find dog boy and crazy girl?

"They were last spotted over here." Random ninja number one said to Iruka, "I have tonnes of 'Drugs are bad' pamphlets to hand out to little children and teenagers, Tsunade's orders. I'm going to have to leave you."

"That's fine, have fun with that." Iruka smirked at the depressed ninja jumping off into the distance.

"Hey Iruka-sensei!" Naruto and Amiu screamed making the teacher almost fall off the branch of the tree he was standing on.

"What, why are you two here? I left all of you children back at the classroom!"

"Yeah, about that, well…we kind of, maybe, just a little………hi", Amiu said being very lost for words.

"Hey Iruka, lost your daughter again? Not a very good parent are we? Well, not like I can blame the guy who never had parents for being a bad parent."

"Oh, hey Kakashi, uh, I did have parents." Iruka tried to explain before he was cut off by his rival sensei.

"They're just dead now and have been for a very long time." Kakashi grinned at Iruka, "Now let's go find your son!"

"Daughter"

"Daughter!"

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