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JPOV

Immense fear radiated from Bella as she fell to the floor in horror, it hit me like a maelstrom. She screamed bloody murder. I started laughing, emmet, Carlisle, even Edward joined me. Real snakes were not attacking Bella, jumping snakes were! It was one of the funniest sights I had seen in a while, besides when Rosalie had made Emmet put her new bikini on so she could resize it...

" YOU PUT ON ROSALIE'S BIKINI?!!!?" Edward shouted, writhing on the floor in laughter. A mental image of him glaring at me in the hot pink number ran through my head and Edward laughed harder.

"I bet you guys would put on a bikini for Bella or Alice!" Emmet acused...he was right, I probably would. I shuddered when I pictured myself in one of Alice's reveling, frilly bathing suits. Edward laughed even harder, Bella had finally figured out the snakes were not real and was covering her ears from Edwards loud laughter.

EMPOV

I noticed Bella covering her ears on the floor, as did Carlisle (who was holding back giggles at the thought of me in a bikini) and Jasper. The only one who didn't notice was Edward, and that was unusual for him.

"Edward! STOP! You're hurting Bella!" Edward did stop, immediately...he looked at Bella with so much remorse you would have thought he accidentally killed her with an axe!

"Bella, I am so sorry, I am the stupidest vampire ever!" Bella laughed.

"Edward, a little ringing in my ears is not going to kill me!"

"I know, but you could have lost your hearing, I swear on my mothers life-"

"Edward, you mommy is dead" I reminded him

"I know!" He growled. "As I was saying, I swear on my mother's grave that I, Edward Cullen, will never endanger you again." Edward anounced solomly. Bella stood and walked briskly over to him (I won't mention that she stumbled over a branch and carlisle had to stop her fall...hee hee I DID mention it) and she planted a kiss on his lips, they held it there untill I broke the love-fest with my sudden and very intellegent noticing:

"EEEEWWWW BELLA"S KISSING A CORPSE!!"