Disclaimer: Hello, my name is Gabbie...so i am obviously not a stephanie...get it got it good.
Ok, thanks to the peeps who reviewed! But seriuosly... I NEED Emmet pranks! Come on people, i know you have a bad side! UNLEASH IT! ok...maybe not... just help me
EPOV
eeeew, Bella's kissing A CORPSE! I heard Emmet think. I didn't even have enough time to growl at him before he screamed it.
"EEEEW BELLA'S KISSING A CORPSE!" He screamed, carlisle gave him a reprimending glare, I growled, and Bella wiped her lips...which really upset me, she had never wiped off a kiss before.
"Alright, Emmet, I think we should keep our personal opinions to ourselves."Carlisle scolded.
"I agree." Emmet started. "But he is dead, which makes him a corpse, and Bella was making out with it." ooooh Edwards going to kill me for that... oops better block my thoughts...ummmmmm smack dat out on the floor smack that gimme some more smack dat... I stopped listening to his thoughts.
"Yes, Emmet, I am going to kill you." I smiled menacingly before chasing him (vampire speed) about twenty three times around our new camp site.
" EDWARD STOP!!! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!" I heard Bella yell. I immediately stopped.
"Edward, take Bella into the tent I set up while you were fooling around, and help her unpack." Carlisle commanded
"Gladly." I assured him, grabbed Bella around the waist and walked her into the tent.
"Yeah Eddie! Help bella unload!" Emmet mocked. That was it. NO ONE CALLS ME EDDIE!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
"I"ll be right back, Bella." I told her "Time to kill my older brother!" She sighed as I sped out.
BPOV
I sighed, I had really wanted to be alone with him.
"NO EDWARD! NOOOOOOOOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" I heard Emmet yell.
Edward came back in snickering menacingly.