Disclaimer: ok, i dont own twilight, i dont own new moon, and I DON'T OWN EDWARD!!! sulks
EMPOV
As her butt hit the log a loud fart blew through the air. I looked at Bella's face, a firetruck would have paled in comparison.
I tried so desperately to keep a strait face.
"Bella?"
"oh, um-I-um-wow-um-emmet?" her expression turned from embarrasement to concern when she saw me rolling on the floor lauguhing.
"y-y-your!!! Ha ha ha aha Your FACE!!" I continued laughing, and pointing at Bella, she stood up and realised I had placed a whoopi cusion under her butt.
"EMMET!" She sounded a little angry, but her face was so red! I really wanted to touch it...edward always said her face was really warm when she blush's.
"Sorry Bella."
"ok." She said starting to giggle.
"so, um, yes lets talk about edward..."
"ok."
"yes, well he's your boyfriend."
"He also has topaz eyes."
"no bella, that's not what I'm getting at."
"What are you getting at."
"well, he kisses you right?"
"yes..." She answered slowly.
"have you ever-"
"EMMET!" Bella screamed, blushing like mad. Tears were coming to her eyes, an angry habit of hers.
"oh, no thats not what i was saying! Ive already talked to him about that." Bella's eyes were big and her face turned even more red."Have you ever kissed him."
"Yes" She replied confidently.
"besides in the meadow?"
"how did you-"
"answer the question."
"no." She blushed looking down at her hands.
"I think you should."
"why?"
"He is a man."
"hey he said tha-"
"I dont think he knows how much you love him. Trust me, he wants this."
"ok."
"Oh, they'll be here soon, I wouldn't look at Edward. He's kind of a messy eater."
"oh." Se headed back to her tree and began reading again.
"We're back!" Jasper called. He walked forward and fell on his face.
"What the- WHO PUT THIS ROPE HERE!" I giggled