Disclaimer: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...im trying to think of something interesting to say...and cannot...grrr i guess I just dont own twilight...yeah, sry im so boring!
oh yeah, and im sorry all the characters are OOC!!!! and sorry for spelling Emmett with only 1 T...wow i dont know how to spell
ok, thanks to everyone who reviewed!!!! omg i can't beleive im this popular of a story!! 8does a happy clappy dance in circle ok enough of that...oh, sam im sorry to hear about your "spacer despair" ouch 8!!! yipes (hee hee i only had 4 when i got my braces on...ok sorry that was mean) oh, and sometime i have to write your funny poop stories that you told in gym...THEY STUCK A LOLLI POP UP KMY BUTT!!!!
EPOV
"Hey-WHO PUT THIS ROPE HERE!!!" I hear Jasper yell. He was lying on the ground, sprawled with his feet stuck in a near invisible strand of fishing line.
"EMMETT!!!" I heard Jasper scream, then there was a loud bang as Jasper's body hit Emmett. I ran over to Bella to protect her from the two vampires who were attacking each other.
"Hmmm, if i were human i would want some popcorn for this." Carlisle smiled as he sat down next to us and crossed his legs.
It was nearly a ten minutes before they stopped (which is a long time for someone who is fighting at vampire speed.) It was then that my Bella yawned and I looked down at the rolex on my wrist that told me it was 10. Usually she didn't go to bed this early, but she must have been very tired because she drifted away right in my arms.
"Can I have Bella guard duty tonight? PLEASEEEEEEEEE????" Emmett whined
"Why? We aren't even in town and she's with four vampires, i dont think Victoria will even TRY to get at her."
"Yes, but I wanna."
"Do i ask to be with your wife when she's sleeping?"
"Thats different...she doesn't."
"Ugh, thats repulsive, and no, you may not watch my Bella sleep"
"fine mister big shot vampire guy!"
"ugh, oh no you did NOT just call me that"
"Oh YES I DID!!"
"DO NOT MAKE ME SNAP MY FINGERS ON A Z FORMATION!"
"ooooh Emmett, you just got served!!!" Jasper called.
"OH yeah? Well Jasper, EdwardI'm calling you out!"
"you want to have a dance off?"
"NO! A FULL ON PRANK WAR! first one to bail has to eat TWO pieces of pizza!"
"NO!" Edward cried
"ok, Emmett, but I'll enjoy watching you eat those words...and the pizza!" Jasper mocked
"OOOOOH BURN!" Edward cooed
"What the heck man."
"I thought we were still trying to be gangstalicious."
"Gangstalicious?"
"oh don't pretend you dont know what I mean. I'm just so gangstalicious your jealous!"
"Back away slowly Jasper, very slowly."
And with that the prank war began