Hey everyone!!! I'm really sorry this took so long (please dont eat me)

Disclaimer: i am not stephanie meyer...i dont have three sons, a husband, and i never went on vacation in Forks...deal with it

BPOV

The Prank war was to begin today. Immediately. I had never played a prank on a vampire, and a vampire has never played a prank on me. And i'd like to keep it that way!

Tommorow we would wait untill after I had lunch, then we would run home. You can't camp forever right? I really need to shower. That's the one thing I hate about camping, no actual showers. Ugh.

"Edward. I need a human moment."

"Alright." Edward unwrapped his hands from my waist so i could get up.

"Where can I have a human moment?" I asked. His expression looked puzzled.

"The woods Bella. Like the last time."

"I need to take a shower Edward. Not go to the bathroom." I blushed.

"Oh. umm. CARLISLE!!" Edward called for his "father"

"Yes Edward." Carlisle sighed as he strode toward us in one fluid motion.

"Bella needs to bathe."

"Ok." Carlisle agreed as he walked away. Edward stopped him.

"Where can she bathe?" Edward asked.

"Oh! I think there's a lake in That direction. not too far." Carlisle anounced pointing westward.

I stood up to get my bathroom bag, but Emmett apeared in front of me with it in an instant.

"Here you go bella." Emmett smiled. His smile was sugary, and that creeped me out. But Emmett always creeps me out. so i paid no mind to the fact.

I walked for what seemed like an hour. not far away? PSH! Not far away for a vampire, maybe. But me going at my death crawl (so as not to trip)

I washed and dryed, put on my robe and was on my way back to the camp site. It was so dark. Very Dark. It had to be around nine.

"Edward?" I called out. "Edward I'm scared." I started crying, thinking of how I would never make it back. Edward would laugh and realise that I was never good enough for him. Emmett and Jasper and Carlisle would find me and stick me up in a tree so that I could never come down again.

"BELLA!" Edward called when he saw me crying in the dark (i hate how his eyes can see everything!!) "Shhhhh Bella, it's ok. It's ok. I'm here now, its o-" Just then Edward started fingering my hair.

"EMMETT!!!!!!" Edward Yelled. I covered my ears, but before i realised it i was on his back and we were at the campground. Emmett was rolling on the floor with his booming laugh shaking the trees.

In the firelight I could see a strand of my hair dangling i front of my eyes. It was-it was- it was. ARGH!!!

"PINK!!!!" I yelled and threw myself at emmett. He stood me up and started running at a slow pace, me running full speed behind him.

"Bella! Stop!" Edward was screaming as I chased Emmett around the tent.

"WHAT IS GOING ON!" Carlisle demanded as he grabbed me with one hand and Emmett with the other.

Carlisle glared at emmett, then shifted his gaze to my angry face, red from the running and scolding. I could see him trying to maintain his composure as he took in the sheer absurdity of my apearance.

"Pink" he muttered and started laughing uncontrollably. Yes. Me. A funny sight to see. with pink hair and an angry face. Everyone laughed with glee.

EPOV

He dyed my angel's hair pink. I should be furius. But I'm not. It is quite funny. Even carlisle's laughing. But I need to get hm back for this.

I ran inside of his, Carlisle's, and Jasper's tent they were sharing one, me and bella sharing the other. What? I watch her sleep every night. ITS NOT AN OBSESSION!! AND I AM NOT PARANOID THAT PEOPLE THINK THAT IT IS AN OBSESSION! hey. im reading my own mind. wait. i can do that all the time. IM SO CONFUSED!

But i set my plan into action. I grabbed just what i needed and ran out towards the fire.

"oh emmett darling!" I called sweetly.

"what the heck edward." Emmett asked before he saw what i was holding over the fire.

"NO! EDWARD DONT DO IT!"

"Sing. Or Mr. Suggle Wuffle goes in."

"ANYTHING! what do i have to sing?"

"hmmmmm. This is why i'm hot??? Nah. BARBIE GIRL!"

"Hi barbie! Hi Ken!-" He sang the whole song before Jasper jumped out of the bush brandishing his tape recorder.

"He got you bad Em." Jasper laughed. Emmet lunged for his teddy.

"There you are. its ok, its ok. your safe now."

funny i thought Emmett talks to a teddy bear the same way i talk to bella when she's scared. Did he even notice we recorded him saying "I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly"

oh well.