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EMPOV
I cannot belive they would hurt my little teddy weddy!!! HOW DARE THEY!!!!
After I put my baby away safely in my tent I went back outside. Perhaps Little Jazzy needs to be taught a little lesson for tapeing me...hmmmm.
I ran into the woods. Found what I was looking for, set a trap, and dispersed. It was all I needed. It would make Jasper cry...or almost cry...or wish he could cry!!!
"Hey, Jasper?"
"What."
"I think you need to hunt. Your eyes look a little dark, and we wouldn't want you to hurt poor Bella." I made a pouty face.
"honestly Emmett, I feel fine."
"Jasper GO!" Edward demanded, his arms were snared around bella's waist in a protective hold. He had even knocked over their game of cards.
"HEY!!! CARLISLE WAS THE OLD MAID!! I KNEW IT!" Bella exclaimed. Ah bella, she always looked on the bright side. she didn't care that a vampire might eat her, just that the vampire was the old maid.
To make a long story short, I drove Jasper crazy with my determined emotions, and he followed me into the woods, bad idea. I turned to him, my expression evil.
"Hey, what's that over there?" I asked jasper
" a deer."
"You should go eat it."
"I'm allergic."
"no, your not. Vampires can't be allergic to anything."
"Well, your emotions are driving me up the wall. ENOUGH! I am not going over there, heaven know what will happen to me."
Ah, then he turned the opposite way to leave. Perfect.
"ARGH!!!! What the Fing H just happened!!" Jasper screamed. He was hanging upsidedown. Arms crossed over his chest. Sending me emothions full of pure hatred. I began advancing on him. Brandishing my weapons; A mascara wand, and a tube of orange lipstick (thank goodness for quick mart)
"You wouldn't." He warned.
"Oh, i would." And with that, i used the mascara to make cat whiskers, the orange lipstick to make orange stripes, and I turned my dear younger brother into a cat boy. Ah the wonders of make up.
I carried him back to the camp. Tied him to a tree and tada! That was fun.
"Emmett, your retarted." Edward chuckled.