sorry it took so long everybody. please please please dont tie me down and make edward cullen marry me!!! PLEASE (that my dear friends is reverse psychology!)

Recap:

Emmet, you're retarted"

BPOV

I had to admit that Emmet got him good. And I also had to admit that all of this camping was getting to my head. When did I EVER get so excited about a card game before? well, I suppose that's what happens to people when they go camping...they go crazy for card games. How sad.

"Edward?"

he apeared instantly by my side like the good boyfriend I knew him to be.

"Yes, love?" he asked, looking up at me from under his lashes.

"Edward, I love you. And I love your family, you have no idea how much I love your family! I love to watch Jasper as he works on a car...or Emmet as he works out without a shirt on-"

"Bella?" Edward's expression was worried...and I was imagining Emmet without a shirt on.

"oh, um. that was private. Anyway...I love you and your family so much- I just don't think this camping thing is for me...If I was changed I bet it would be much-"

"Bella, we have gone over this a million times and yet you still-"

"But WHY Edward? WHY WHY WHY!? why must you look like a runway model, while I look like that semi-retarted waitress at hooters???"

"Don't flatter yourself"

"EDWARD!" I screamed, punching him hard in the arm-causing me pain and him amusement. oh the humanity.

"Bella. Lets not argue now. Alright?" He had my face in his hands and his breath was dancing across my nose, dazzling me.

"No Edward, we muct." I stuck to my ground.

"You're right love, I wouldn't want to do anything to upset you...but I think that not talking about it was the best way, we should talk. you're right, you're always right."

"YOU ARE SO WHIPPED!" Emmett yelled. You know, I'm right here, standing besides you this whole time, and you think someone might acknowledge me...but no, you two just go gaga over yourselves while I'm standing besides you, laughing my heart out-"

"you don't have a heart"

"-yet no one seems to care. And it hurts my feelings! Although I was quiet flattered by that shirt comment Bella, ouch."

"Emmett, I swear that if you don't shut up right now I'm going to-" and that's when Edwards voice became so low and fast that I couldn't hear.

"sorry, guys. I'm just going to go...ummmm...polish my-my-my, ummmm butt or something. alright, see you guys." And with that Emmett turned and run.

Let that day be known as the day Edward made Emmett scared enough to polish his butt.

and if you love me...you will go and review now.