Chapter 5:

Wet, Hot, American Captain

Disclaimer : Don't Own. Am broke.

Pairing : IronWill (FINALLY!!!)

Rating : NC-17 I am warning you this has SEX in it please do not go into this thinking it is Who's the One Driving in This Relationship it is not.

Summary : Blatant sex do you need anything else? Okay there is a plot but it is hidden under all the SEX!!!

Warning/Note : This is my first time writing something like this ever, so please be nice. I base the scene off of every hardcore beexsam fic I have read since that is my only experience with humanxrobot pairing. The title comes from the movie titled "Wet, Hot, American Summer" which I only heard of because my sister was wrongly accused by Blockbuster of stealing it. Also please read all chapters before this, as I stated in the summary there is a plot and the "jokes" in this will not be understood if you don't read ALL the previous chapters. Those interested in the "relationship" with Sarah and Will your questions might be answered in this. Again this is not suppose to be some convoluted, confusing, action adventure its purely smut and sex.

"Ironhide is angry." Annabelle Lennox said she was seven years old bundle of energy and had a mind to use that energy creatively. Her parents didn't respond they were trying to keep their bodies intact as Ironhide drove over every bump and dip in the road that led to the local lake. The only member of the family that didn't seem to mind was Spike the Golden Retriever who seemed to be enjoying rubbing his long just washed and still slightly wet fur against the leather interior of the truck.

Ironhide slowed down and parked near the edge of the lake. Spike jumped up barking and startled the humans, then he proceeded to shake the little droplets of water all over Ironhide's very dry leather. All of them heard the angry growl from the truck and the humans decided to get out as quickly as possible.

However Will was unable to open the door. He tried the lock but it wouldn't budge, he tried to move over to the passenger door but it closed. "Ironhide what are you doing?" He asked suddenly apprehensive of being stuck inside an alien robot truck, with a grudge. He didn't get an answer from Ironhide however he did notice that Sarah had turned around and was looking at Ironhide's hood.

Will knew that Ironhide was talking to Sarah, he just wished he could hear their conversation. Sarah seemed to be getting angry, but she couldn't make any of her usual threats so it looked like she had lost the battle of wits with Ironhide. Ironhide turned on his engine and backed out on to the gravel road that surrounded the lake. He then began to drive. This time he avoided most of the bumps and dips making the drive as smooth as if they were on concrete. "Where are you taking me?"

"Somewhere private where we wont be disturbed." Ironhide said his voice still gruff with anger.

"Why? Take me back to my family." Will demanded.

"No I am not going to take orders from you anymore." Ironhide said determined as he drove down almost into the lake, he parked and turned off the engine.

Will didn't recognize where Ironhide had taken him, he tried again to get out of the truck but the doors were tightly closed. "Ironhide let me out."

Ironhide did not answer him however something did begin to form in front of him. He put his hand through the images and they shimmered and went out of focus but soon it was back to normal. He remembered Sam telling him that the Autobots could form screens like holograms across their dashboards.

Suddenly the air conditioning went up as the holograms formed of a very familiar leathered interior. "Ironhide what are you doing?" Will asked suspicious of what Ironhide was showing going to show on the holographic screen.

"You need to be taught a lesson Will Lennox." Ironhide said, his voice was strangely strained and was deeper then Will was used to.

Will was startled by his own voice moaning and breathing heavily. Will wanted to object to what Ironhide was doing, he wanted to give an excuse like he was married, but for some reason the only thing that came to his mind was that it was getting hot, very, very hot. He was trying to avoid looking at the holo-screens that was the expanse of the front window, but it was almost impossible to avoid looking.

He watch as his drunken self rubbed haphazardly at his erection that was still within the confines of the tight dark blue jeans he had worn the last day in Vegas. He felt his body react and closed his eyes trying to keep out the image of his shirtless sweaty skin rubbing against the leather. However with his eyes closed he could feel the vibrations down right around his ass. He bit his lip trying to hold back the moan that was threatening. He didn't open his eyes.

The vibrations of the seat began to create strange sensations through his body, he realized too late that his swim trunks were embarrassingly tented. His eyes still didn't open but his hands began to slowly travel down his body and underneath his trunks. As his hands finally got around his hard erection, the seatbelt suddenly came around his body effectively holding his hands against his erection and not allowing his hips to move at all.

Will was so surprised that he opened his eyes, that was a mistake. He was hit with the image of his naked body rubbing against the leather in the back seat while to fingers were pumping deeply into his ass. Will shuddered not being able to hold back a moan as his holo image moaned as well. "Ironhide..."

Will's hand began to rub up and down trying to get some type of stimulation. The vibrations in the seat brought back the memories of the image tenfold. "Stop Will." The deep voice of Ironhide commanded. Will shuddered again he was so close he needed to lift his hips he needed to do something. He couldn't move his hands so he did the next best thing, he twisted his neck and bit hard into the leather seat. Then out of practice Will licked where he had just bitten.

The result was interesting to say the least. The buckles released slightly and the interior of the truck suddenly got quiet the hologram stopped the video as Will was about to cum and Will heard the whispered moan of his name. That was enough to get Will going, his hand moved quickly up and down his length moaning and breathing erratically. His hips lifted pumping into his hands.

But Ironhide would not have it, he started moving the truck accelerating then turning suddenly and opening the door releasing the seatbelts at the same time. Will was effectively thrown out of the truck and tumbled into the lukewarm water of the lake. As Will surfaced he was trying to think of a threat to throw at Ironhide but he couldn't think of anything, his mind was still in a sexual haze. However something did come running up barking it jumped on Will pushing him back into the lake and making him swallow some water.

Ironhide transformed his jealousy for the rodent coming to a head, he plucked the dog from the water placing it back on the ground. Then turned his hands into cannons, pointing the fire red weapons at the bane of his existence. "Ironhide don't." Will's voice came from behind him.

"I told you, you are not to demand anything from me anymore." Ironhide said charging the weapon trying to ignore the fact that he would feel guilty if he did go through with his threat.

He was startled when Will came and stood in front of the silent and cowering dog. "If you don't kill Spike I will allow you to...finish what you started and not complain." Will said thinking it was a reasonable compromise. He was relieved when Ironhide turned off his cannons but backed-up slightly when he bent down to come face-to-face with Will. "Oh I promise you wont be complaining you'll be screaming." Will's face went red. He knew if Ironhide was human he would have been smiling seductively at him. Ironhide transformed back into a truck and opened his driver's side door.

Will was about to get back in when he heard familiar female voices. He sighed his body going haywire, it was fighting over the need to find release and waiting until he could get his wife to help him. He hesitated too long and turned to smile trying to look casually unaffected, his erection had gone down slightly since the tumble in to the lake.

"Oh finally we've been looking everywhere for you." Sarah said as they came towards him. He felt his body respond to his wife in her bikini. He pulled her against his body and kissed her momentarily forgetting that Annabelle was watching. It was Sarah that broke the kiss looking at him confused and then looking over at Ironhide suspiciously.

"Daddy what's wrong with Spike?" Annabelle asked.

"Um, Ironhide got a little mad at him, he will be okay." Will said nonchalantly.

"I hope he is scarred for life." Ironhide said his voice back to normal.

"Well this day was fun, but I think we can do even better." Sarah said happily. Will looked at her and saw her eyes shine she was scheming something, but what?

Annabelle jumped up and went to her parents excitedly. "The beach! I want to go to the beach." She repeated.

All three humans heard a loud grown and turned towards Ironhide who had closed the opened driver's door. "No! I am not going to the beach. I will not have sand and hair in my gears." Ironhide protested.

Will laughed one thing was certain life with Ironhide was never boring.