– Chapter two..waves flag with Akatsuki symbol on it ..horray...-

"Yes that's right, steal his book and cause him ultimate confusion and take away his safe place from the rest of the world! Buahaha!"

Everyone joins in with the'buahaha' thing.

"Ok now anyone have any questions? Comments?"

"Tobi is a good boy."

"Oo ok... now off we go, just follow my lead." They follow the leader into the leader into the village where Kakashi-sensei is with his students , Sasuke(boo) Sakura(ewww) and Naruto(sugar high) training in an open field within a forest. The leader uses his telepathy in order for them to communicate without being herd.

"Ok now, we need to distract Kakashi somehow..."

Zetsu picks up a rock and whips it at Naruto. This knocks Naruto out cold.

"Ok...now exactly what I had in mind.. but that will work" They watch Kakashi to see what he will do. All he does is glance up.. then goes back to reading his pervy book. All of the Akatsuki member's jaws drop.

"Ok everyone, that didn't have much effect."

"Not only are you good at throwing stuff.. but you are good at getting hit by stuff!" said Kakuzu. Everyone started to laugh really hard.

" Shut up you freaks, now work on distracting the others."

"Naruto, you are such a lazy ninja. I hope none of Kakashi's way of ninja is rubbing off on you." said Sakura.

"Loser...he is going to fall behind for sure."said Sasuke.

"Stop chatting and keep working." said Kakashi. All of the sudden Sakura trips on a vine that randomly on the ground ( lol Zetsu! Yay!!!) And she biffs her big forehead off the ground. "Ow! What the heck!?"

"Hehehe I love doing that to people."said Zetsu.

"Way to go tree hugger now, we need to actually catch his attention not torment his students...though its quite funny."

Sasuke thinks to himself, why did I ever get assigned with these losers? And why does it feel like Im being watched...oh well not like im going to do anything about it.

"Ok everyone pay attention we are going to commit..."

He is interupted by Hidan"Suicide". The leader punches him and then he continues his speech

" as I was saying, we will commit a chain reaction where Tobi runs out and starts swearing in front of Kakashi, Zetsu will then rush out to bind his students. Kisame will then run out and knock them all out with his big ol sword. Then Hidan will start to praise his weird God thing to confuse everyone. When Kakuzu aids Zetsu in the binding, Deidara will fling clay into Kakashi's hair. After that Itachi will create an illusion. Last, when everything is said and done, I will take the book from the twitching Kakashi. VICTORY FOR AKATSUKI!!!"

Everyone does a cheer. They were just about to execute their plan...when...Kakashi speaks

"Well that's all for today bye poof."

The Akatsuki's mouths all drop open and their eyes widen to the size of saucers. Team seven didn't even notice them because they were turned around and were too far away. The students start to walk away from their training ground to middle of Konoha.

Kakuzu jumps out of the bushes and kicks a rock"Oh man! There goes my money!"

"Quite down you fool. We are in Konoha...which hates our guts." said Hidan.

"Ok everyone listen up, new plan, we will find his house, actually distract him this time. And then take the book." said the leader while rubbing his hands together.

"Are you trying to start a fire leader-san?" said Tobi