Magical Development
Part 6 of 7
Segfall
Two men had been plotting for six months to come to the one point. It could be argued in strange and sick ways that both wanted nothing but noble intentions. One was to reunite a father and son, but the other is to save a way of life.
"Dumbledore, I've waited a long time to finally be welcomed back into Hogwarts," said the snake faced man as he struggled against the struggling barriers. "Why don't you just wait for the Class Reunion that is coming up, Tom," remarked Albus "He sure has a lot of names" Dumbledore. The man who hated being called Tom smiled back. "The owl you sent tried to bite me."
"Oh my apologizes, we only send those to the evil former students. You wouldn't be one of those now, Mr. Riddle," laughed Dumbledore from a tower. "Laugh now old man! I'll be having lunch in your office."
Harry Potter watching from the Hog's Head noticed a certain Death Eater that he had passion against coming that way. And in an instant with another lad came towards the inn that was built by a deranged goblin around 1764. But after the second Goblin Rebellion, it became the property of Walter E. Hogg, a wizard of such notoriety. In 1798, he caused five wizards to give up eating entirely due to his horrible cooking.
Regardless, the door opened and Severious Snape threw the lad to the ground. "You stay here with the other children. If this all goes correctly, I might yet live," said Snape. Potter was ready to strike, but he tripped on a goat. His spell of stupify rebounded and hit a spoon which was enchanted by a spell to make food taste better.
This will probably go on for a couple of minutes. Anyhow as the beam of magic bounded around, Maeby noticed that she had dropped her hamster. Then she noticed that her cousin George Michael was a bit bewildered on the floor. "You know I think that I liked life better when all I had to look forward to was the next algebra problem," sighed George Michael.
Harry Potter who understood nothing of algebra wondered why anyone would want to do Algebra problems. However, it was at that point that Pansy Parkinson who had reoriented her back to normal went to help George Michael up. "Oh you poor boy," she cooed.
Ron Weasley, a boy of little knowledge, finally came to a startling conclusion as he elbowed his sister Ginny. "You reckon that bloke is Pinky Pansy's cousin." Ginny laughed and bowed her head to avoid the blast that was still rebounding off of silverware.
"Ron, I think that we should be more worried about the rebounding energy coming from all corners," said Hermonie. Harry Potter not being exactly a prick except for a couple of youthful times where he just got angst noticed that his mark hadn't burned yet. Instead, he helped the boy up who obviously was wearing clothes from a much cooler climate like Durmstrung. "My name is Harry. Are you okay?" asked the boy who had lived and made billions in another plain of existence.
George Michael on the other hand was still trying to figure out what that strange almost soothing sound coming from his right was since he was blinded by a figure of his female idea. Of course Maeby was over there, but this heavenly angel to his right. "I'm George Michael Bluth. I think that you meet my cousin Maeby, and who is this. . .," mumbling at the end George Michael looked at Pansy. There was something that he couldn't get over. ". . . Angel?"
"Oh that's you other cousin apparently," said Luna Lovegood zoning in and out. "Oh my goodness, Lord Voldermort is about to squish the Reptile Prince of Albion!" Several other students went to the window, but they saw nothing.
George Michael could believe what was being said. Especially after the girl who said turned out to be a loon. Or it is possible that Prince Lizard Larry of the House GreenTail merely got out of the way. Quite annoying as well, he scheduled to have tea with his old friend Doubledore as well.
That is always the way isn't it?
However, Pansy had taken this opportunity to pet her object of her desire. "Dear Sweet Prince, I am merely Pansy Parkinson. A humble girl of near pure blood," she coed. This was weird for George Michael who typically was hated by all woman unlike his recently discovered cousin Steve Holt who suddenly got a free ride to the University of California at Magic Mountain. Again the Wizarding World in America really needs better names.
"So, why do you remind me of my Pooky?" This had a different conation to British Wizards especially purebloods. Pansy couldn't help his obvious come ons. The fact that it was not meant that way by him didn't matter to the blood obsessed girl. "I swear sweet beloved that I shall be a good wife and witch."
Maeby couldn't take it anymore. "What is wrong with this country? Next you'd think that she want Poppop." With that Maeby seeing a shiny dropped galleon in the floorboard. Picking it up, she bounced the magically beam out an open window.
Outside the beam hit a small cage that exploded. Several Hogsmeade citizens and Death Eaters suddenly noticed a naked muggle wandering around screaming. "Oh my dear, I naked and cold."
Avoiding the Death Eaters who were just dumbstruck by the muggle running around like a moron. "Sir, I need clothes," he said to one fellow. Little did they know that the poor fellow was a never nude, but in the Wizarding World nakedness was a crime punishable by no less than three months in Azkaban since most wizards could at least conjure cloths from rags. However, the man that Tobias had discovered was the local Auror of Hogsmeade, Montgomery Terrybag.
Even with the Death Eaters, he threw Tobia Funke into a brig.
Back at Hogswarts, Severious Snape appeared by taking the wailing shake route back up to the top of building where he meet the Headmaster. "This is insanity, Albus. If we had just ignored this idea of family, we wouldn't be facing an overwhelming force," he said.
With a smile that he had once used on Queen Victoria, Dumbledore merely asked George Oscar Bluth to come closer. "George if you would call for that wonderful motorized device that you told me about that you sent into void?"
"A segway! Why in the world should that matter?" said a mad Michael Bluth or should it be Riddle.
"Ah you shall see. So full of questions?" said Dumbledore.
Severious sighed as GOB mumbled a couple of spells. "Retrievo Segway," said the man in GOB's ear. The with a great booming voice, GOB spoke. "RETRIEVO SEGWAY"
Shooting out of his substandard wand was a beam that locked onto his Segway. However, the beam was a little off, and as it came down as Dumbledore had predicted.
A giant burning mass suddenly and without warning came down at several thousand miles per hour. It was called swamp gas by NASA. Whatever, it hit Voldermort square in the chest and due to other magic barriers on Hogwarts exploded even more than usual.
The Death Eaters were shocked to say the least. So dumbfound most just stood there as they got taken away. Their leader struggled to stand up. His right arm started to reform after it had melted off, but the aurors captured him in no time. Though ironically no one found Bellatrix Lestrange.
And that was truly a magical development.