I don't own Bleach or the Teen Titans or Naruto , but some of the characters are mine. The action in the story is for Bleach after the Bounto fights, for Naruto after the big fight with Sasuke and Naruto and in Teen Titans after episode "X".R&R.
I got a little time of because.
"TEEN TITANS FREAKS"
CHAPTER 4
"Cookies and Weirdoes!"
Faust and Naruto entered the Bakery which was also looked like a bar. The other thing which was strange was the broken window and a hole in the ground from the thrown Naruto clone. It had chairs at the counter for people to come and eat. Even that the people were shocked by the battle the Backer on the bar was calm( he has lived so much in Jump city that he don't cares even if a tornado hit ). He also wasn't scared by the appearance of Faust or Naruto( his biggest client is Gizmo :) )
Faust screwed up one the chairs for Naruto to be a perfect height. They both sat on the bar and started to talk:
-How have you gotten here….PINKY?-first asked Faust.
-The name is Naruto Uzumaki and I have no idea…
-WHERE ARE MA COOKIES!!!-Faust screamed at the Bar Backer.
-Comin afta a min 'Faust.- the backer got at the back of the shop to start to cook the cookies( It seems that Faust is also a customer )
–So Narto yo got some skills of coping your self. ARE YOU A ROBOT! – The doctor asked pointing at the blond.
-…Uhhhh. No. I am a Ninja from the village of the Konaha in the Fire country…
-NINJA ROBOT!-Faust started to lave his hand in the air and scream.
-No….Uhhh what is a Robot anyway?
-Hmmmm…You are not a Robot. Then how you split your self…Are related to Billy Numerous?- Faust calmed down.
-No again. I am trained to control my chakara to create the copies and…
-Hmmm…Heard of this energy.- he reached for his medical bag and pulled a scalpel-Can I dissect you for see it?
Naruto's eye's jumped from his eye socket and screamed. He cover him self behind the chair he was sitting.
-Sorry…-he putted down the scalpel calming down again- So what happen before you got in the city?
Naruto climbed on his chair and started to tell his story:
-Well I was send on a mission to protect a passenger from ninja attacks. On the road a strange group of ninjas attacked and one of them used some kind of Transporter technique and well…
And in a sudden the backer came out of kitchen with a bowl of cookies which he placed on the bar between Naruto and Faust.
-Here you go Faust, eat up… - The Bar Backer smiled.
Faust picked a couple of cookies and gave them to Naruto:
-Thanks, but could I leave them at the…
But before Naruto could say another word Faust dug his in the place and started to mash the cookies with the paper bag and making sounds like he was eating. Naruto's eye's got wide he thought to him self 'I see why did he gave me this ones'. After a second of wondering he started to munch on one of the cookies.
-So why did you helped me.-Naruto asked looking at the Faust who was finishing the plate by pouring the mashed cookies in the eye hole of the paper bag.
-You seemed in trouble so I…GOT MUSTARD! - He picked up the mustard from the bar and poured it down the eye hole.
-Aha got it. But I have to ask you are some kind of a doctor? You seem to use medical tools to fight.
At the same moment he stopped what he was doing and sunk in his seat and dropped on the bar in depressed manner. Even through the paper bag on Faust's head it seemed that he was hit hard by the question asked by his companion.
Naruto stopped his nibbling of the cookies and felt a little sorry for the question. But Faust answered his question:
-Yes…I was.
-Why do you say "was"?- Naruto asked without noticing what kind of damage he could do with these questions.
-A couple of years ago I was a doctor, but I couldn't cure a girl…NEED THE BATHROOM! - And he jumped and to the bathroom.
'He seems must have been very close to that girl…I better not asked more about this.' And continued finishing the cookies.
When Faust returned to the bar he sat down and for minute. And then he spoke:
-Hey Naruto what are going to do now?
-Well I thought that I can hang around you since you are not as scared as the other people and the here's authority.- he pointing at the back of him where the people are shaking and the police are cleaning the street.
Faust eye popped out of the bag he got of the chair took the Elvis position and screamed again in crazy manner:
-THEN LET IT BE… YOU ARE MY NEW NURSE!
-Ok…Just don't call me nurse…-Naruto narrowed his eyes.
-HEY THAT'S THE TERRORIST FROM THE AIRPORT.-a policeman shouted.
Naruto widen his eyes and started to shake. Faust just paid the Bar/Backer , got his bag said to the kid Ninja:
-It seem you dragged some attention.-Faust created a door in the floor and opened it- Let's get out of here before they hug us…FOLLOW ME NURSE!
Naruto Jumped down and Faust followed in the hole closing the door behind .
End of chapter 4
It's a long time since I did a story.