The Sacred Sneer
Aka: The Diary Adventures
By Zess

Summery: Prequelish to The Holy Smirk. (That means you got to read the Holy Smirk to understand any of this o-k?) Kidding. Daily posted blurbs about Roxas's & Axel's days in the Guard.

Other Stuff: Daily Short chapters for X amount of time. Mostly Shonen-Ai some Yaoi, AU, Kingdom Hearts Based, AkuRoku, Zemyx, Rated M To appease my hentai mind. Language. Humor/Romance/Action/Adventure/Drama. I own nothing but this story.

Time: Two or so Centuries ago.

Place: Castle XIII, Noivilbo, and Ynitsed Isle. (Mahwah Turn your Monitor backwards)

A/N: This is the second time I'm writing this, so it's much more rushed then the first time around, but I hope you still like it. Um . . . Dedicated to everyone who loved The Holy Smirk and especially Neferet0210, because it was requested! Yay! So if you like this, send your thanks.

Now read it already dammit!

Two:
A Giant Complex

Roxas smiled and began moving over to the sidelines to grab his practice swords in order to show off his skills a little more when a loud murmur roared across the masses watching him. A few people exclaimed and ran off, and then more and more people began to do the same. Soon, only a handful were left surrounding Roxas.

"What's going on?" He finally asked, completely miffed that his fan club had run off.

"There's a few new kids, and one who's supposed to be really good, even better then y- Ah. . . well never mind."

Better then. . .you? Is that was he was about to say? No one is better then me! This kid thinks he can just waltz in here and claim the fame that I have worked so hard over? Well, we'll see just how great he is!

In a rage now, Roxas grabbed his real sword and followed the streaming crowd, many of whom were always the ones that were kissing up to him and telling him how wonderful he was. Shows how sincere they were!

"Move!" he shouted in his loudest voice, which wasn't that loud but people seemed to still notice. A gasp resounded and people instantly made way for him. He stalked over to the fence surrounding the smallest training arena of Noivilbo to see. . . a giant.

It was a red haired giant. Roxas looked up from his three feet five inches to the new kid, who had to be at least five feet and some. There was just no way this guy could be a page. He looked old enough to be a fourth year squire. He even had tattoos! No one his age was supposed to have tattoos! Even most of the adults he knew frowned upon them, the process being quite dangerous. But, there they were. Two triangle shaped tattoos pointing down from under each of the giant's eyes. And his eyes were. . . strange at best. Bright green and much resembling a cats. He stared at the new boy in complete shock. This. . . thing was supposed to be better then him?

"Hey! You!" Roxas called with much more bravado then he felt. He had fought many older pages and squires, many bigger and stronger then him, but he had never gotten into a skirmish with someone so . . . outlandish.

The giant paused in his attacking of a straw dummy to turn towards Roxas's voice. A smirk lit up his face and he let his fists drop to his sides. "Yeah, short stuff?"

Roxas was outraged, as he always was when someone brought up his height. It wasn't his fault that he had been born into a short family. You know, the way some people are big boned? He was just . . . addicted to gravity. It liked him. Yeah. But, like any other twelve year old, Roxas hadn't quite grasped the concept of controlling his temper, and his emotions were still quite near to the surface. Taking in these facts, no one can really blame him for what he did next.

"You think you can just waltz in here and be the best? Well you've got another thing coming! I'm going to beat you, and then you're going to cry. Just because you're tall doesn't mean I can't kill you!"

The onlookers gasped. They were all inhabitants of Noivilbo and knew exactly what Roxas could do, and he could do plenty, but the outsider was indeed an outsider and therefore an enigma. Could the red haired newbie actually beat their pride and joy?

It would soon be decided.

A/N: Read and review please. It shouldn't take too long since its like 200 words. Still not making them longer. . .