Imagine If...
Chapter 3: Nami didn't care for money
"Oh Nami-swaaaaaaaaann!!!" Sanji called as he danced through the door "GUESS WHAT I FOUND!!!"
"What Sanji-kun?"
"I found 300,000,000,000 beli on deck this morning!!!"
"Who cares?"
"WHAT?!"
"Sanji-kun," She turned around to face him and put a hand on his cheek. "Money can't buy happiness, or love."
Sanji twitched. He twitched again. 'This isn't my Nami-swan.' he thought. He opened his mouth to say that to the imposter but, instead, he was welcomed by a kiss.
Not.
Instead, he ran out the door and started yelling "CHOPPER!!!EMERGENCYY!!!!"
Chopper ran into Nami's room. He quickly made her lay down on bed and checked her temperature, pulse, and breath rate.
"She seems to fine. What's the emergency Sanji?"
"She...DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE 300,000,000,00 beli I FOUND ON DECK THIS MORNING!!!"
"NANI?!"
"Guys," Nami smiled as she got up "Money can't buy happiness or my dear nakama."
"What's wrong with you Nami?!" Sanji shouted.
"Nothing is wrong, I have just been enlightened."
Chopper was in deep concentration. He tried to remember the events in the past 24 hours. Then, it hit him as hard as one of Usopp's rubber bands! Luffy was in the Crow's nest eating meat when one of the large bones fell on Nami as she walked by. Before he could hit Nami on the head with a nearby stone, (how did that get there??) she started singing:
Can't buy me love
Love
Can't buy me love
No no no nooo
I'll give y-Chopper knocked her out with the stone. Oh thanks goodness our genius doctor solved the problem before it got worse.
Chopper: I'm not a genius you Tememade! You can't make me happy -does the squiggly dance-
End of Chapter three