Chapter 2: Co-author? Hmmm...

You heard...er...read the title. I'm intoducing...funny music in the background my co-author: monkeypants!! Hurray!!

monkeypants: What am I doing in this little white room?

me: Shut-up!

monkeypants: Make me! sticks out tounge

me: If your not careful, I will!! Anywho...hehehe, tell 'em what we're gonna be doing today!

monkeypants: No! You! It's your flippin' story!!

me: T.T...Lazy. Fine. In today's chapter: Kiba is confused, Lee's eyebrow's are now shaved off, Gui is flippin' out, Naruto's still getting the crap beat outta him, Ino comes in, Sasuke's lost all his sanity, Shino looses his bugs, Kakashi still can't find his books, Hinata admits to Sasuke that she LIKES HIM, and Shikamaru-

monkeypants: Just read the story.

me: Sticks out tounge yeah, what he said...And I come in. It'll look like this: hey...yeah, example over.

monkeypants: You're a FREAK!!

me: Thank you. smiles sweetly

monkeypants: T.T No fair.

me: Lifes not fair. Anyway, read story! . Oh yeah, and things are popping out of thin air.

monkeypants: Shut-up and let them read the story!!

me: Fine. T.T (that's a crying face)

"MY EYEBROWS!! NOOOOOOO!!!!" Lee's voice was heard all over said house.

"What the-" Kiba looked around then remembered Akamaru and Naruto's brawl and decided to try and stop it. "Akamaru! Look! I gots treats!" Random cute little doggy treats popped up outta no where and landed in Kiba's hands.

"ARF!" Akamaru jumped up on Kiba and started eating the treats.

"Ga! Finally!!" Naruto started to sit up, but Akamaru jumped him, 'cause he finished his treaties. "AAAHHHH! NO! GET AWAY!!" Naruto screamed as he fell under the impact of Akamaru's attack.

"GUYS?! THE DOORS ARE ALL LOCKED!!!" Shikamaru burst into the room.

"Since when were we in a house?" Kiba asked.

"I don't know. But I can't open any of the doors." Shikamaru had a perplexed look.

Bwahahahahahahahaha!! You're all trapped!! Bwahahahaha!!!monkeypants: she's insane.

"Who's there?" Kakashi stopped his insanely annoying screaming.

"Hey, he stopped." Sakura took note of it.

"NOOOOOOO!! MY YOUTHFUL EYEBROWS!!" Lee screamed again.

monkeypants: Does anyone care that Lee's screaming bloody-murderer upstairs about his eyebrows? 'Course not. It's my story, and everyone hates Lee. Hehehehe...

"Who is that?!" Naruto said, blocking one of Akamaru's attacks. "WHY IS HE MAD AT ME ANYWAY?!"

"I dunno. He mentioned something about Ramen..." Kiba shrugged. "But anyway, who is that voice and where is it coming from?"

"The author." Some random guy appeared in the shadows. Everyone turned to look at him. He was wearing a greenish-tanish overcoat.

"Who?" Sakura asked.

"The author."

"Freakin' show yourself already!" Kiba said, his patience running low.

He walked out of the shadows. Everyone gasped. "IT'S ME!! SHINO!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!"

Hey! That's my line!! Baka.

"THE EPLINTES HAVE HIM!!" Sasuke jumped Shino, who screamed.

"OK. Shall we go find out where Lee is and why he's screaming crap about his eyebrows?" Kiba turned to the group, clapping his hands together.

"But what about Shino?" Ten-Ten came out of the shadows.

"WHERE DO ALL THESE SHADOWS KEEP COMING FROM?! IT'S NOT EVEN DARK!!!" Kiba exclaimed.

Suddenly, it got reeeeeaaaallllllllyyyy dark. "Okay. Now it is." Kiba gave up. He was defeated.

"To answer your question, Ten-Ten, Sasuke's got Shino in a headlock. He'll be fine, he's smart, he'll find a way out." Sakura answered.

Kiba turned to Ten-Ten. "Lets go."

"Lee?!" Kiba called. "And how'd we get upstairs so fast?"

"Yeah." Sakura looked around.

That's for me to know...And you to never find out!!!! Bwahahahaha!!! monkeypants: shut-up already!!

"Okay, the next thing I'm gonna do is find out where those voices are coming from." Kiba looked around

Suddenly Lee flies out from some random room in front of them. "MY EYEBROWS HAVE BEEN SHAVED OFF!!!"

Gui pops out of thin air and appears at the end of the hallway. "NOOOO!! MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT!!!"

"GUI-SENSI!! NOOOO!!!" Lee stumbles toward everyone and they gasp in shock as they see what Lee looks like without his eyebrows. "I'm so sorry!" He falls on his knees.

"Who did this to you, man?!" Kiba stepped forward.

"I don't know!! He was masked!" Lee sobbed.

Everyone looked at Kakashi. "I didn't do it! I was downstairs with you guys this whole time!!"

"I did it." Everyone looked to a shadowed wall. A girl was standing there.

"Who are you?" Kankuro suddenly appeared behind everyone. "Oh yeah, and IT'S HIDEOUS!!!" He pointed at Lee.

Hinata walked out of the shadows and everyone gasped.

"But why did you do it?!" Lee looked up at her.

"You were the one who showed me that horrible picture! Thanks to you, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!" Hinata put her hand in a fist with an angery face.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!" Shino flew up the stairs. His clothes were all shredded and ripped.

"BUT I HAVE TO STOP THE EPLINTES THAT ARE POSSESING YOU!!!" Sasuke flew up the stairs after him.

"I HAVE NO SUCH THING IN ME!!" Shino cried, hidding behind Kiba.

"Sasuke..." Hinata whispered.

Sasuke looked at her. "Huh?"

"I LOVE YOU!!!" She screamed and ran over and hugged him.

Suddenly, Naruto appears with Akamaru hanging off his ear. "But I thought you liked me!!"

Do you not listen!? She told you she didn't like you anymore!!! Geez!! monkeypants: Wait. Since when do you know that Hinata likes you? Yeah!

"I'm not stupid!!" Naruto yelled at the ceiling. "Why else would she have fainted and/or run away screaming everytime I got close to her?"

Everyone looked at him funny, like he was insane.

"What? I'm not insane, he is!" Naruto pointed at Sasuke.

"WHAT?!" Sasuke screamed.

Now everyone looked at him this time. "Did he just talk normally?" Sakura asked.

"C'MON!!! THIS ISN'T HINATA!!! SHE'S OBVIOUSLY BEEN REPLACED BY A LOKONOU CLONE!!! Sasuke screamed.

Everyone sweatdropped. "Nope. He'll never be normal again." Kiba said.

Guys? What's Shikamaru doing?

Everyone looked behind them at Shikamaru who was jogging in place.

"Shikamaru? What are you doing?" Sakura asked.

"I excersise when I'm nervous...or scared." Shikamaru answered.

monkeypants: Peoples? It's Ino!!!! Hey! I was supposed to say that! Baka! monkeypants: I was the one who taught you that! Don't use it against me!! Baka! Baka! Baka!

"ANYWAY!!!" Kiba yelled at the ceiling.

Oh yeah...Sorry. Carry on. It's Ino!!!!

Everyone looked behind them. Ino was standing there...

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!! Cliffhanger!!! Actually...I need to think of something to do to Ino. I should figure it out eventually. Welp, can't wait to tell you what happens in the next chapter...But I forgot. So you'll just have to wait for the next chapter when I tell you what happens. sticks out tounge

monkeypants: For the record people, she does not suffer from short-term memory loss. It's called "selective memory". She only remembers things that are important or semi-important. So this story must not be that important. cheesy grin

me: ... goes to hit him, he grabs her hand and twists it behind her back Aaaahhhh!! Damn you!!

monkeypants: Don't forget to send her feedback!! She'll hunt you down, but at that point, she won't be able to do anything. So yeah, send her feedback because she's funny.

me: I thought of a real threat!! Send me feedback or I will hype myself up on Soda and Candy and come and torture you with my hyperness and/or my insane laughing!!

monkeypants: Which is actually really annoying.

me: Hey, thanks. Will you let go of me now?

monkeypants: No.

me: See ya lata!!! S-a-weet!!

monkeypants: Freak.

me: Attempts to hit him with free hand, but he grabs it and starts to put it behind her back as well Ow!!! Damn!!! Ow!!!!!!

monkeypants: Ha-Ha!!!!