Chapter 3: Mentally Retarded Ino!!!

I'm continuing it!!! And I'm forcing someone else to show up as my co-author, cause I'm bored without someone here to entertain me...sigh so, today, I'm forcing demongirl to help me.

demongirl: FORCING?! Heck, I wanted to be here!!! YES!!!

me: mmm...Maybe she was a bad choice...

demongirl: I can hear you.

me: Then on with the story!! We get to see Ino.

demongirl: Hey! You never apolagiezed!!!

me: To the story!!

All jaws dropped as they looked at Ino, who was, at the moment, cross-eyed and picking her nose with her tounge sticking out to the side.

"Blech. Ino!!" Shikamaru increased his jogging speed into a run and forgot he was doing an in-place run and flew down the hall, tripping over Gui-sensi and hit the wall behind him.

bursts out laughing Oh my gosh!!! That was priceless!!!! demongirl: Then it's a good thing I took a picture of it! Let me see...looks at picture Your thumb is in the way. I have it engraved in my memory anyway!! starts laughing again

"Hey! What happened to the other guy?" Kiba yelled up at the ceiling.

Oh. He got boring. And my experiences with him were very painful. rubs shoulder So, yeah, I got a new co-author...thingy...yeah.

"Okay. On to my hunt for that voice..." Kiba marched into some doorway that suddenly appeared.

"Wait!" Sasuke yelled, all eyes fell upon him. "You don't wanna go in there. The yeckos are waiting..."

"Shut-up!!" Kiba yelled and walked in.

Everyone watched the door.

Suddenly Kiba shot out of the room breathing heavily and wide eyed. His clothes were all ripped and shredded.

"What happened?!" Ten-Ten cried.

"So many of them!!!" Kiba yelled.

"Ha! I win!! Start listening!" Sasuke then tried to turn around and walk off, but he remembered Hinata, who was still embracing him.

"Love. Sasuke. Stay. Forever." She was muttering, a smile bigger than a banana was glued to her face.

Sasuke made a funny face. "Hey. Why does this neasaerde want me so bad?" He asked, looking at the group.

demongirl: Didn't you say she was a Lonokou clone last time? grinding teeth Let him be insane!!!!! Damn you suck!!!! demongirl: Sorry. I just noticed.

"Oh yeah. But I was wrong. She's definately a Mikoko look-a-like." Sasuke said, sighing at the fact that he was 'wrong'.

Everyone sweatdropped anime style.

Well, I just thought of something. If you really wanna see me, I'll come out.

"OH MY GOSH!! YES!! COME OUT!!!" Kiba screeched.

Hehehe. Okay. But no attacking!! I have enough bruises from my sister and her friends. Here goes.

A girl suddenly zapped out of no where. (I'm not gonna tell you what I look like, so use your imagination. Isn't that what its for anyway?) "I am the author!" She said, her arms up in the air and an insane smile on her face as she looked up at the ceiling. "Darkmoonphase!!!"

"You're the author?" Kiba snickered. "Hn. You suck."

"Thank you. As I said before, with my painful companion, monkeypants, I am a freak and proud of it!" She smiled triumphantly.

Hinata turned around, still gripping Sasuke. "Y-you! Y-y-you m-made me fall in love with S-Sasuke w-when I like N-Naruto!"

"6+729!" Ino said stupidly. (As you can tell, I don't like Ino.)

Darkmoonphase fell over laughing. "Haha!! See...why...it took...me so...long...to bring this...chapter out?! I...couldn't think...of anything...to...do...to her...but...this is awesome!!! Hahahahaha!!"

"Speak for yourself." Shikamaru stood over her, his eyes were covered by shadows, giving him the effect of being evil.

"Oh damn. I fogot about Shikamaru." Darkmoonphase shot up. "But then again, I have author powers!"

"What are author powers?" Sakura called over Kakashi's screaming.

"This." She turned to Kakashi. He disappeared and reappeared gagged and tied to a chair. "That's nothin' though."

Shikamaru stepped back and went wide eyed. "Hehehe..."

"Ah, forget you. You ain't worth my time." Darkmoonphase closed her eyes and turned to Kiba, opening them again. "You. You quit yelling about me! I'm gonna go into a concusion 'cause you keep scaring me!! You saw me. I ain't coming back out, nor am I gonna tell you where I'm hiding. Later." She zapped away.

Yeah! Hi-ya peoplez!!! demongirl: in a whiney voice I wanna go! Let me go next!! No!! Shut-up!!!! I can't stand that whiney voice!!!!!

Kiba sighed. "The simplest things in life are never enough." He slouched. "I'm going downstairs. Maybe find some food."

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Kiba ended up in the kitchen. "Cool. Let's see what's in the fridge." He went to the fridge to find it empty. "HEY!! What's the big idea! I'm hungery!!"

Aaawww...too bad. There's no food in this house. So get over it!

"This sucks!! Get down here!!!" Kiba yelled at the ceiling.

Let me think about it...mmmmm...No!!!! I told you I'm not coming back down!!

"Ggggrrrrr...So what am I supposed to eat?!" Kiba yelled.

Duh. Think about what you want in the fridge and it'll appear. Isn't that what everyone wants?

"Will it really work? Or are you trying to make a fool outta me?!" Kiba asked the ceiling.

Although that would be funny and this is a story where I make fun of all the characters...You're one of my favorites. I wouldn't do that.

"I'm flattered? You better not be lying!" Kiba looked into the fridge and imagined what we can only guess a pizza and it appeared in the fridge. "Awesome!! It really does work!!!"

"Let me try!!!! Let me try!!!! Choji appeared in the kitchen and imagined a lot of food. It all appeared in the fridge.

Everyone had food now and sat down to eat, when suddenly...

Yes...This chapter is short. I disappoint myself sometimes. Oh well. This chapter took me 3 days to finish -suprisingly enough- only because peoplez kept interuppting me. It's finished though. I cut it short 'cause I'm gonna try and make my next chapter longer and funnier. This one's kinda boring. Only because I wasn't as hyper as I was when I did the first chapter. So, in the next chapter: Ino's gonna make an idiot out of herself, Naruto is gonna be continually beat up by Akamaru, (By the way, sorry I didn't put enough Naruto beat up by Akamaru action. Next one I promise I will!) Sasuke starts an insane rant that goes through a few chapters, Shikamaru runs away, Sakura almost dies (You were wondering when that was gonna happen, weren't you?), Kakashi somehow escapes and goes on an evil rampage for his books, Hinata finally lets go of Sasuke (But why?), and Jaryia wants to play spin the bottle. (For the record, if you like Jaryia don't read the next chapter, I hate him.) Reviews feul the imagination!

demongirl: I liked it. Can I send you a review?

No. You were in the story.

demongirl: Fine. I won't.

No! Wait! Don't do that!! Your reviews are much appreciated!! smiles nervously

demongirl: magic word?

muttering under her breath Please? muttering some curses Brought down by my own little sister. Hmph.

demongirl: YAY! OKAY!! punches darkmoonphase's shoulder

Ow!! What the freak was that for?!

demongirl: It was for fun. And my friend told me I could.

...Oh yeah. And that means it's okay to, right?

demongirl: Yep!

Please review while I go kill something! Thank you!

A/N: I have one last thing to tell everyone. I have nothing against anyone in the show - except Jaryia - so I will make fun of them all - except Tsunade, Gaara, Kankuro and Temari because I wrote this before I knew they existed. I need a break from all of my serious stories and this is my way of doing it. Sorry if you don't like how I make fun of everyone.