INSANE NARUTO!!! Chapter 4: Dunno whats up...

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Just this messed up story.

"What are you...doing?" Kiba looked down at Ino. She was on her back, rolling back and forth with her tounge out.

"I'm a puppy!!" She said absently.

"Right..." Kiba sidestepped. Then he looked around, dumbfounded at all the chaos in the tiny white room.

"...If the Carnishos are in the stars then the Kistas are on the moon..." Sasuke was, assumingly, trying to figure something out in his insane world.

"I...uh...I forgot what I was gonna say..." Everyone froze and looked at Kiba.

"HE'S LOOSING HIS BRAINCELLS!!!" Ino screeched and everyone looked at her. "What? I heard it off of a documentery." (A/N: I purposly spelled documentary wrong. She was supposed to have said it wrong.)

"What? No. I...I just..." Kiba lost his trail of thought. (A/N: Dun dun dun!!)

"Turn on the country." Itachi squinted his eyes.

Random country music popped on. (A/N: Sorry for all the notes!! I just figured out how to use them. Anywho. I think country music rots the brain. That's why I put this on. Sorry to those who like country.) "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Kiba screamed and started running in circles, covering his ears.

"SUCCESS!!!" Kisame screeched from under Kakashi, dodging a few blows.

"Stay sane, Kiba. Stay sane. Stay sane." Kiba was muttering under his breath. He was sitting in a corner, wide-eyed and rocking back and forth.

"So when a sun explodes, the whole narusho is distroyed..." Sasuke stood, confused.

"OW!!" Then Naruto got an idea. "Hey Akamaru! How 'bout coming with me to go get some Ramen?"

The dog barked happily. Wagging his tail, he jumped off of Naruto.

And they skipped out of some random door that appeared out of no where. Down a happy trail filled with cute bunnies and pretty flowers. Then some tiger came outta no where and ate Naruto and Akamaru skipped off with a triumphant grin.

--------Meanwhile, back in Happy-Happy land----------

"It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all!!" The little peoplez sang, happily dancing around Jaryia.

Jaryia pulled out a peice of paper and a pen and began to write.

Day...not sure:

The creepy little people are really starting to scare me now. I don't know how long I've been here or how long I will be here. But there are no pretty ladies and I'm going through a withdrawl. I have no food or water and the creepy people won't stop singing long enough for me to ask them for anything...AAHH!!! THEY ARE DRAGGING ME ---------

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Jaryia screamed as the creepy little peoples dragged him away, still singing 'It's a small world'.

Mmm...nokay. I wasn't as hyper. And I ran outta ideas. Hopefully you still like it. Also, I think I'm missing a chapter...Please tell me if this makes sence. I have pre-done this story, so...sorry there aren't any co-hosts and it's almost over...I'm planning on writing a sequal (don't ask how that's going to happen) so I'll probably have more co-hosts then. Well, I'm in dyer (sp) need of more reviews!! Review please!!