Chapter 5: RUN IN CIRCLES SCREAMING!!!
wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Hey, look! I'M REALLY HYPER!! Nuff talk, to story!!!
Disclaimer: Not gonna tell you today. sticks out tounge. mysteriously changes mind. And now I think I will. I don't own Naruto.
"When the dinosoars dieded the never dieded. THE WENT INSANE AND RAN AWAY...then they dieded." Sasuke stared at his feet.
So Kiba was still stuck listening to random country music. But then everyone noticed it wasn't affecting him very much anymore...or was it?
"Monkeys have green snot." Kiba muttered. (A/N: OH NO!! Kiba's finally gone!!)
Ewwww...
"AH! IT'S THE VOICE!! IT'S BACK!!" Kiba jumped up, wide-eyed and foam all over his mouth. (A/N: Hehe...it fit.)
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Jariya screamed. "YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!"
"It's too late." One of the creepy peoples stopped singing long enough to talk in a zombie like voice.
"What are you gonna do with me?" Jariya whispered.
"FEED YOU BROCCOLI AND MAKE YOU SWALLOW SOUR MILK AND LEMONADE WITH A HINT OF ORANGE JUICE!!" They all screamed.
Jariya screamed really freakin' loud, then one of them gagged him.
And they continued to drag him off to the evil yet wonderful Sugur Ice Princess. Where he suffered a horrible, long lasting death. And woke up as one of the little creepy peoples and sang 'It's a small world' with them...forever.
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"When horseds die the rot into APPLES!! And they grow into trees!" Sasuke continued his insane evil rant.
"WATERMELONS TELL FUNNY STORIES!!!" Kiba smiled.
Then Sasuke and Kiba linked arms and skipped into a wall. They both went into a coma.
Sakura woke up. She found Naurto's bloody ear and fainted.
Kisame died.
Kakashi got his books back.
Itachi ran into a mouth of a bear.
Neji was crying 'cause all his hair got cut off. (A/N: He finally has a reason to cry. Poor Emo kid.)
Ten-Ten went insane over Neji's hair that she had cut off, put it into a jar and worshiped it.
Akamaru had Ramen and thanked the tiger that ate Naruto and Naruto yelled at Akamaru from the tiger's stomache. Then he died from all the stomache acid that was trying to dissolve him.
All of Shino's bugs ran away and Shino died from being lonely.
Hinata cried herself to death because she thought Sasuke was dead.
All my co-authors came back and started a war with everyone who survived this insanely random and stupid story.
The End!!
Lame ending. So what? I finished it! Now I have time for my other stories. Have fun trying to figure out what happened. I don't even know what happened and I wrote it. Lol. Well, go read other random, insane stories!! Lata peoplez!! run away screaming random shit And...I'm working on the sequal now. Any takers for being a co-host?