Imagine If...

Chapter 7: Robin were as hyper as any other Mugiwara

Robin peeked over her book and saw her captain dancing with chopsticks up his nose. She sighed 'Why does he always do that?'She thought.

"Oh Sencho-san!" She called out to him."May I try?"

Luffy stared for a moment. As he stared, he thought- oh wait, he doesn't. Nevermind, on with the chapter.

"Sure!" He smiled. Luffy extended his hand to her with a clean pair of chopsticks.

Robin stuck them up her nose. "Like this?" She asked, as her nose twitched.

Usopp, Chopper and Luffy started cracking up. "Yeah Robin!Way to go!"

Robin sprouted arms from her cheek and made them move her nose. She giggled.


WAIT A SECOND!!THIS CHAPTER IS HOPELESS! Oh well, this is to explore the part of my mind where there is nothing sane...let's continue shall we?

Robin thought that she could live a little so she sprung hands out of her head and said "Chopper impression!"

Later, at the meal, Luffy stuffed noodles in his mouth while Robin on the other hand, stuffed her fork in her ear and made it come out of her nose. Everyone laughed. Even Sanij.

Next, after the meal was over, Robin put on some pretty pink ballet shoes(where'd she find those!?Zoro...-glares at Zoro-) and danced while singing:

I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!

I feel pretty and witty and GAY!

And I pity, every girl that isn't me today!

I feel charming, yet alarming,

Cause my toe is stuck in a hole!

And now I believe, that im gonna fa-all!!

Robin fell face flat on deck. When she got up, her face was all red.

"Look guys! I'm a red person now!!YAY!!" Then she started doing the disco! Then, Sanji started doing the disco with her! Oh wait, this isn't chapter 5! Nevermind...on with the story.

Robin saw Luffy about to eat a piece of meat. "MINE!!" She said as she snatched it from him. Then, it started multiplying in her mouth and soon she said with stuffed cheeks:

"How much meat can YOU eat!?"

Next, she got Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp to try to go Super Saiyan with her.

"GRAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" They all shouted as their faces turned red.

Nami, walking by, got really annoyed and shouted into the room:

"SAVE IT FOR THE BATHROOM GUYS!!"

Now how to end it. How to end it...Oh well, I'm fresh out of ideas. End of Chapter. Good bye


Note: I do not own one piece or the song! I forgot the lyrics so i made up new ones! -prays to not get sued-