Luke: Took you long enough.
Me: I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT MA' HOUSE!!! (Cocks shotgun)
Day 4
"Today's the day…" Dhaos whispered in silent glee.
The Tales Bar had been trashed the last few days, and now he ordered something of the Internet to keep the "Human Scum" and the "Angel Idiots"(excluding himself) from doing it again. But we'll get back to that later.
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"Hey, where's Mithos?" Anise puzzled as looked around the T.R.S.O.W.W.K.C.H.B.S.M.K.G.D.K.T.F.E. room.
-Meanwhile-
"KRATOS! Get me another apple juice!" Yggdrasial yelled from the other side of the bar counter
"Yes, my lord." Kratos responded and turned to get the apple juice. It was then that a marvelous idea hit Kratos like a dead kitten.
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"There's the Violent Demonic Banshee, I better watch out…" Zelos said more loudly than he should have.
"W-WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!" Sheena roared.
"Is that what he calls you?" Norma said, coming from nowhere, "Because you seem more like a She-she to me…"
"…" Replied the ninja.
"…" Replied the chosen.
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"Come on, I dare you." Lloyd pleaded.
"No!" Senel rejected
"Come on," Cless started " all you need to is walk over to the girls' table, pretend to trip and fall on at least one of the girls!"
"And if you do it, I'll give you 100,000 gald." Luke added while throwing a huge sack of gald on the table.
"Hmm… Alright, I'll do it." Senel agreed. Little did they know that Senel had already planned how he would do this and not get hurt. It was simple.
Senel got to the table, where the girls were chattering away, tripped himself over, and fell on… the ground. The girls paid no notice and continued chattering. When he got back to the table, Cress asked him, "What the hell was that?"
"Well," Senel replied, "you said to pretend to trip and fall on at least one girl."
"…"
"…"
"… Damn it…" Luke then tossed Senel the sack of gald and walked off with Lloyd and Cress.
"Sukers." Senel cheered himself and walked over to the bar counter. "One beer please." He said while placing a gald piece on the counter.
"Two things wrong with that" Dhaos replied, "One: I'm not a bartender. And two: that's counterfeit money."
"…WHAT?!?"
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to remove you from my bar… GERGOTH!" Dhaos called as the giant creature busted threw the wall, grabed Senel, and chucked him threw another wall.
"… Another wall." Dhaos sighed as he picked up the phone to call Dracula.
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"Your apple juice, Lord Yggdrasial" Kratos said as he put the glass down.
"Took you long enough, Kratos" Scoffed Yggdrasial as drank the whole glass. Then he stated "That apple juice tasted funny."
"Here, drink another one to wash it down." Kratos said slyly as he put down another glass of 'apple juice'.
-5 minutes later-
Yggdrasial was completely wasted on 'apple juice'. He started to wander around and got beat the crap out of by almost everyone in the bar by saying "You dumbasses think that you are so &#!&ing smart just because some other dumbass and-" No further details.
Kratos looked upon Yggdrasial's beaten body and tried to hold in a snicker, but to no avail. That snicker turned into a laugh. A long, cold, bonechilling, evil laugh.
As Kratos was laughing, everyone looked at him and started to back out the door. Even Jade was disturbed enough to leave. Dhaos did not leave because he was waiting on his package. Just then, the phone rung.
"Dhaos speaking."
"Mr. Dhaos, the van carrying your package heard a evil laugh and had to turn around. You will get your package tomarrow. Bye" the voice awnsered.
"KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!"
"What?"
Luke(on the ground, bleeding): WTF just happened.
Me: Why wont you die?(BANG)(ka-chik)(BANG)
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