A/N: Huge thank you to Logan21, He is the only one who reviews! -cries- Oh well, as long as I have one reader I shall continue! Okay, some Kyuu/Shuka in this chapter. Hope I get more reviews… Thank you Logan21! -hugs him-

Chapter 3

Gaara of the sand does not faint. He just doesn't. What happens is that all of his senses shut down leaving him immobile and unresponsive. Pretty much, he turns into a huge chunk of living stone. When Naruto kissed him, this is exactly what happened.

'So where the hell am I now?'

Gaara looked at his surroundings. He was in a small apartment that would have been quite pleasant had there not been empty ramen cups all over the ground. He stood up and immediately someone appeared and glomped him, knocking him down once again. He looked down to see Naruto looking at him with a worried expression.

"YouwentallweirdandIknewyoudidn'tpassoutbecauseyoureyeswereopenandyouwouldn'trespondsoItookyouherebecauseIdidn'tknowwhereyoulivedandareyouokay?"

Gaara was amazed that Naruto could say all of that in one breath without fainting.

"…I'm fine."

Naruto gave a sigh of relief and buried his head into Gaara's chest.

'Wait, Gaara's chest?'

Naruto just realized that he was clinging onto the sand nin. Why wasn't Gaara trying to kill him for invading his personal space? Where was his trusty sand? Wait, why did Gaara kiss him? And why did he kiss him back?

'You kissed him back because you like him baka. Wish the kiss had more action though…'

'Kyuubi! How did you know about that!'

'I live inside you remember? Baka.'

'Anou, you didn't have to look! Wait, was it you who made me kiss Gaara?'

'Sorry kit, that was all you. I was watching the show with Shukaku. You need to learn how to kiss better…'

'Wait, does that mean you escaped!'

'No, my mind left your mind and assumed a spirit like form. So technically I'm still inside you, but I can separate my spirit. I'm harmless in that state, all I can do is observe.'

'Wow, that's pretty cool.

Gaara was wondering why Naruto was being so silent. The kitsune still had his head buried in his chest… not that Gaara minded. Gaara let his hand run through Naruto's golden hair.

'It's so soft… like his lips. I can't believe I made the first move… But I'm glad that Naruto responded.'

'Yeah, and you reacted like a typical virgin. I thought you would be manlier'

'Shut up Shukaku, he caught me by surprise okay?'

'Yeah yeah, whatever. Your kissing sucks too! You kiss like a first grader! Even Uzumaki did better, and he had no idea what he was doing either! You're such a wuss.'

'…I have a sudden urge to kill. Guess who's going to die?'

'Hey, it's not my fault! Don't worry; you'll become better with practice. Kyuubi and I will be watching you guys!'

'...Hentai.'

'Heh, you're one too. Weren't you the one that had the wet dream? Widdle Gaara's growing up…'

'Fuck you.'

'Shouldn't you be saving that for Uzumaki?'

'Shut up!"

"Gaara?"

Gaara looked down at Naruto again. Naruto was shocked to see anger in his vibrant green eyes.

"Gaara, are you mad at me?"

"…No."

"Then why do you look angry?"

"…Shukaku is going to fucking die"

"Shukaku? That's your demon right? Hey, can you talk to 'im in your mind? I can talk to Kyuubi! Is Shukaku a hentai? Kyuubi says that they were both spying on us! Hey, what do you like to do? Let's talk now,I bet we have a lot in common!

So Naruto and Gaara talked about everything. Demons, life, hormones, ramen, killing, blood, sand, Sasuke, perverted sensei, and everything else. The two quickly became friends. Meanwhile, back in the forest…

Sakura and Temari were secretly yaoi fangirls. They both horded the books and manga, and looked up yaoi fan art and stories on the internet. Yes, they loved it, and they just found a real live yaoi romance in the works! Even better, it was between two people that both of them knew! Temari was in fan girl heaven. Her little brother was growing up, that was for sure. Sakura was also happy. Who knew that Naruto had it in him?

"Awww, I can't believe that otouto made the first move! His first kiss too!"

"Yeah, and Naruto-kun responded, just like in a manga! I can't believe that I didn't bring my camera!"

"Do you think that we could take pictures with out them noticing?"

"Hmm, you have a point. I know! I'll ask Kakashi sensei to take some! I know that he would just love this!"

"Kakashi is into this stuff too?"

"Naw, he'd just use it to black mail Naruto. But he is gay!"

"Really?"

"Yep! And if we set him up with his crush then we get double the action!"

"What are we waiting for?"

With that, the two fan girls set out to find Kakashi. Meanwhile, Kyuubi and Shukaku were talking to each other as well.

'Looks like our two wards are growing up; don't you think so Shukaku-san?'

'Hai, they sure are. And please, just call me Shukaku.'

'Alright Shukaku. You can call me Kyuubi too on one condition.'

'A condition? What condition?'

'Let me bite you.'

'My my Kyuubi-san, aren't you moving rather fast?'

'Do you think so?'

'Even if you weren't purring at me seductively, I would still have to say no.'

'Then we're agreed…"

'Gaara-kun's in trouble if any of you rubbed off on Naruto…'

'We'll just have to wait and see ne?


"Kakashi sensei!"

Kakashi looked up from his Icha Icha paradise book to see Sakura and another blonde haired girl run up the path toward him.

"Hello Sakura-chan. Is there something I can do for you? Or did you just feel like visiting your favorite sensei to thank him for being such a great teacher?"

Sakura sweat dropped. Then she looked at Kakashi seriously. Very seriously.

"Actually, Temari-san and I have a proposition for you."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow. It must be pretty important to have Sakura ask so seriously. And to ask him of all people.

"Go on."

"If you get pictures of Gaara and Naruto for us then we'll help set you up with Iruka-sensei!"

Kakashi did the anime fall. That was something he did not expect. Wait, what about Gaara and Naruto? And how in the name of Konoha did Sakura know that he had a crush on Iruka?

"Why do you want pictures of Naruto and Gaara? And what makes you think that I like Iruka-sensei?"

Sakura sighed impatiently.

"Gaara and Naruto kissed each other and Temari and I want pictures of it. We want you to take them since you can do it without getting caught. And I know that you like Iruka because I saw you checking him out that one time with your sharingan eye!"

Kakashi stared at her in amazement. So Gaara and Naruto liked each other huh? Kakashi suddenly grinned underneath his mask. That could be interesting… but he didn't want any help with Iruka. He would do that himself.

"Alright girls, I'll get the pictures for you if you don't tell Iruka that I like him, okay?"

Temari and Sakura grinned at each other then at Kakashi.

"Deal!"

"I have to go back to Temari-nee and Kankuro now."

Naruto felt sad. He had really bonded with Gaara, and he didn't want him to go.

"I'll see you tomorrow, right?"

"...Hai."

Naruto hugged Gaara as hard as he could. Gaara stiffened. He still wasn't used to the whole 'hugging' thing. It was rather nice though… Gaara hesitantly put his arms around Naruto as well. They stayed like that for a while, then Gaara left.

'That was the most that I ever talked in my life. Naruto looks at me with out any hatred or judgement, and he can even touch me without being repulsed… and I let him touch me. The sand doesn't do anything. I... I like this feeling.'

When Gaara reached the place where he was staying with his siblings Temari was waiting for him. She smiled.

"Gaara-touto! Did you have fun today?"

Gaara looked at Temari for probably the first time as a sister. Naruto had talked about having people who you cared about, and who cared about you. Did Temari see him as a little brother, or a monster? For the first time in his life, Gaara wanted Temari to love him as a little brother.

'Naruto must be rubbing off on me…'

"Neesan"

"Hai?"

"…I care about you. Don't forget that."

Temari almost fainted from shock. Gaara was looking at her, and it wasn't his usual death glare. He looked at her with longing, with need. Was he too afraid to say the word love? For the first time Temari saw her little brother in Gaara. She didn't see a vicious killer, she saw a lost little boy looking for a love that he had never had from his family. Her heart broke. She hugged him.

"I love you otouto. If you ever need to talk to someone I'm here for you, okay?"

Gaara nodded and closed his eyes as he savored the first real hug that he had ever gotten from his neesan.

'Maybe love is not such a bad thing after all.'

TBC

Haha, I got two chapters out in one day! Thank you Logan21, you give me my inspiration for writing! Gaara gets closer to his neesan in this chapter… so cute! I'll try to put in more KakaIru next chapter. I know I promised it last chapter, but things came up. Oh yeah, here's some translations for people, some are for this chapter and some are for future reference. If they're not accurate, please tell me and i'll fix them.

Otouto- little brother

Aishiteru- I love you (used for lovers)

Hai-yes

Neesan- big sister

Sensei- teacher

hentai- pervert

Baka- stupid, idiot

Dobe- dead last

Nani- what

san- honorific

kun- honorific

anou- hey

yaoi- boy on boy

Shounen-ai- boy love

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