A nice long chapter for you guys. Enjoy… [YAWN
Day 7
"Mr. Dhaos, we've installed it." said generic worker.
Dhaos grew a wicked smile, "finally… this should keep those idiots occupied. Haha… HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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As people started to flock into the Tales Bar, most of them noticed immediantly the large glowing box above the bar counter also behind the bar counter was Yuan, but no one cares about Yuan(exept the fangirls. They love Yuan-kun or whatever the hell they call him… er… back to the story)
"what is that…" Cress asked.
"It's a TV" Yuan awnserded, "you use it to watch stuff if your bored or too lazy to go do something else."
"hmmm…" Jade pondered, "I'm surprised Guy or Raine hasn't torn it apart by now…"
Yuan knew how come, "Mr. Dhaos thought about that and is having them 'taken care of'."
-Meanwhile-
Vidaar drags a bound and gagged Raine and Guy to a closet and throws them in there. From inside the closet you hear a small annoying voice say, "Hello Mr. Guy, have you seen master?"
-back at the bar-
"well, that's too bad… for them, that is." Jade spoke casually.
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One redhead punches the other across a jail cell. The redhead who punched was none other than Luke. The other redhead, Asche, spat the blood out his mouth, "I hate you…"
Luke retaliated, "I hate you too."
They continued to stare angrlily until Asche finally sighed and said, "Why do we do this, Luke?"
"what do you mean?"
"Why do we have so much hatred between us? We're practacly brothers!"
"well, I-I guess you could say…" Luke stammered, taken aback.
"I'm sorry Luke, this is all my falt…" Asche continued, tears forming in his eyes.
"N-No!" Luke exclaimed, "Its my fault, all you did was try to help me and I was a jerk!"
Before Luke knew it, Asche had him in a bear hug. Luke was surprised, at first, but eventually, he relaxed and hugged Asche back, a slight smile started to form on his face. He heard Asche's voice in his ear, he said, "Luke… Theres something I've been wanting to tell you…"
Luke said hesitantly, "what is it."
Asche paused. Luke started to sweat. What is he going to say? Is he going to pronounce that he has feelings for him like so many romance movies and fanfictions? He started to panic. If he did, how would he respond? after all, Luke DID NOT swing that way. If he rejected Asche's feelings, how would he react? Would Luke be brutally murdered in his sleep?
He continued to think in this manner, with him sweating profusely, until Asche finally spoke,
"Luke…
…
…
…
…You're a dumbass."
"HUH!?"
Asche proceded to throw Luke over his shoulder and straight threw the cell wall into the grassy medow that surrounded the prision they are in. The prison was painted a pretty white color and above the entrance was a sign that read,
CRUXIS PENETENTRY
Giving injustice to all
Seeing the opportunity, Asche jumped out the hole created by Luke and started to run for it, taking a unconscious Luke with him…
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"WOOOOO!!!" Cress, Klaus and Chester jumped out of their stools, taking a swig of their beer and started doing some funky dance.
"Tales of Football" was on the TV and team Phantasia had just scored another touchdown against team Symphonia so the score was 5-0. Lloyd groaned and slammed his head on the table. He then muttered, "Yuan, get me your best drink."
Yuan sighed, "yeah, sure."
A cold as ice voice then came from behind Lloyd, and Lloyd froze as it said, "No Yuan. You wont be getting him your best drink…"
Without looking, Lloyd stammered, "H-How did you get u-unbanned…?"
"I have connections…" the voice awnsered.
It dosen't take a genius to figure out who the voice belonged to.
"Kratos…" Lloyd said in horror.
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Zelos was outside the bar getting more dates than you will ever get in your life. IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yggdrassial had a pensive look on his face, "So you plan to destroy your planet… and create a new one to your liking?"
Vaan looked very proud of himself as he responded, "Yes."
Yggdrassial looked at Vaan for a long time. Then said, "by Martel, that's more cliché than one of Yuan's favorite sayings…"
Vaan got very pissed very fast, "Well, at least I'm not hell-bent on resurrecting a dead person!"
"Well, how about I kill your sister and see how you feel after that!" Yggdrassial retorted.
"If you lay one hand on Mystearica I swear I'll kill you!" Vaan Roared
"Oh yeah? You and what army!?" Yggdrassial roared with equal force
Vaan snickered, "I got all the army I need in this bar!"
"I you mean your general what-its then my Grand Cardinals can wipe the floor with them!"
"OH YEAH?"
"YEAH!"
"OH YEAH?"
"YEAH!"
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A bruised and beaten Lloyd lay on the floor. everyone ignored him and moans of pain that escaped him
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As the day ended, people relunctly were forced to leave because Dhaos had employed the Popes bodyguards as those people that force you out the bar as it closes. Yeah…
-End-
Luke: P-P-P-PLOT HOLE!
Me: S-S-S-SHUT UP!
Luke: R&R everybody!
Me:…