Yay, chapter 5! Thanks for all of the wonderful reviews people, you inspire me! Okay, there is more GaaNaru action in here to keep everyone happy! And here's Kyuubi for disclaimer!

Kyuubi: Tina-chan does not own Naruto. I, however, own Shukaku's body and soul. Mwahahahahaha…

Tina-chan: (sweat drops) …

Warnings: Turned on Gaara. Shounen-ai. Don't like, don't read.

Gaara was walking toward Naruto's apartment when he saw a pink haired girl rush past him leaving a trail of dust in her wake.

'Wonder why she's in such a hurry…'

Gaara walked on. He was feeling good about what happened with Temari and was on his way to tell Naruto about the whole thing. He wanted something else too…

'You had another 'dream' right?'

'None of your business Shukaku.'

'Someone's touchy today. What's wrong with it? It's normal. You seemed to be having a good time too…'

'…Were you in my dream?'

'Maybe.'

'… If you were alive I would kill you.'

'You should blow off some steam. By the way, you're about to knock your head on your boyfriends door, so you better snap out of it.'

CLUNK! Gaara smacked his head against Naruto's door.

'Fuck, that hurt! Where's the sand when I need it!'

Naruto opened the door clad in a fishnet ninja shirt and pants to find Gaara sitting on his doorstep rubbing his forehead in pain. Naruto pulled Gaara in and set him on the couch.

"Gaara! Are you okay? What happened?"

"… I ran into the door."

Naruto looked at Gaara for a second then burst out laughing.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, Gaara ran into a door!"

Gaara's eye twitched in annoyance. He just realized how stupid he must have looked, brought down by a door! He's fought fucking assassins for years without getting touched, and then he gets brought down by a door! Now Naruto knows and he won't shut up! Stupid blonde haired runt with his stupid orange outfit…

'Wait, he's not wearing his jacket, just a fishnet shirt. Fishnet… so see through…'

Gaara felt his hormones kick into overdrove at the sight of a fishnet clad Naruto laughing his head off.

'… stupid hormones.'

Naruto stopped laughing when he noticed the look that Gaara gave him. It made him feel excited, but also somewhat scared…

"Gaara?"

Gaara grabbed Naruto and kissed him again. Hard. Naruto could feel Gaara's tongue against his lips, asking for entrance. He let him in and could feel Gaara explore his mouth, making him feel slightly lightheaded… and damn, Gaara was sexy! If only he wasn't wearing a shirt… Due to lack of air, Gaara and Naruto broke apart. Naruto was suddenly feeling hot, so he took off his shirt. One look at that, and Gaara was on him again, kissing with more force and running his hands all over Naruto's chest and back… Then Gaara noticed something out of the corner of his eye.

'Is that silver hair? … I see some brown too, dammit. I'll have to continue this later…'

Gaara stopped, much to Naruto's disappointment.

"Wait Gaara! Why did you stop?"

Naruto looked at Gaara with watery chibi eyes.

'That's so… no! Will not think that word…"

"…Lets get some Ramen."

"REALLY! I LOVE YOU GAARA!"

Naruto glomped Gaara, almost making him blush. Thankfully for his reputation, Gaara subdued the urge.

"… Just put a shirt on first."

Umino Iruka was once again bright red. Kakashi was disappointed.

"I wonder why they stopped…"

"… Why Naruto, why?"

"He's a teenager Iruka, what did you expect?"

"…"

"Don't look like that; I'll get you some ramen too okay?"

"Fine."

No one noticed Sakura and Temari watching them armed with a camcorder and a digital camera.

"Aww, Kakashi-sensei's taking Iruka-sensei out for ramen!"

"Yeah, and otouto and Naruto are going too!"

"Temari-san? Who do think the seme's are going to be?"

"Definitely otouto and Kakashi. Naruto's not dominating enough, he's obvious uke material. I guess Iruka could go either way, but I see him as more of an uke."

"Yeah, that sounds about right"

"Feel up for some Ramen Sakura-chan?"

"Off to Ichiraku!"

"… Who knew that otouto could be so dominating?"

"Yeah, and Naruto was really forward removing his shirt like that!"

"KYAAAH!"

They both squealed happily and ran home to get special fan girl disguises so that they could spy on the two couples with out getting detected.

Meanwhile, Kyuubi and Shukaku were talking…

'Gaara-kun seems to have a lot of energy. He certainly has little Naruto-chan turned on…'

'Yeah, and Gaara's finally starting to get the hang of kissing. I knew he had it in him.'

'You think he got that from you?"

'Maybe… wanna find out again?'

'What do you think? I'm a female in heat.'

'Thought so…'

And so Kyuubi and Shukaku went off to do naughty things to each other animal demon style as two couples went off to eat ramen, and two obsessed fangirls ran out in disguises to spy on them. What fun.

TBC

Heehee, thank you to all of the nice reviewers! There was more GaaNaru in this chapter… if anyone has something that they want to see in the plot like pairings or more

(coughcough) "stuff," just email me! Next chapter everyone goes to Ichiraku! Kakashi and Iruka spy on Gaara and Naruto and Temari and Sakura spy on all of them! See you next chapter!

Kakashi: How come Gaara got a real kiss and I didn't?

Tina-chan: You're too perverted, you would make me write a lemon!

Kakashi: What's wrong with a lemon!

Tina-chan: Nothing, I just suck at writing them! Stop complaining or I set Iruka up with Itachi!

Kakashi: … I'll be quiet now.

Tina-chan: (evil grin) I knew you'd see things my way…

Vocab

Seme- dominating force in relationship (cough the person on top cough)

Uke- other force in relationship (cough bottom person cough)

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