Mayor: there's only 365 days left to next Halloween


Werewolf: 'Actually, Mayor, when you fell down those steps outside Jack's house you hit your head and you slipped into a coma for three hundred and sixty four days and twenty three hour


Shock: I wish my coharts wern't so dumb!

Lock: 'It's not our fault. Snake and spider stew has long germ neurological side effects.'


Sally: 'You don't look like yourself, Jack. Not at all.'

Jack: 'I told you this dress was too tight on me.'


Jack: "And the best, I must confess, I have saved for last.."

Jack: ' and Check Mate, Oogie, I win. Do you want to play another game of chess or should we move on to twister?


Oogie: 'Well, well, well. What have we here?'

Santa: '17/f/cali lol u?1??'


Jack: 'Well, at least they're excited, but they don't understand... but should I really expect any different from people who shop at Hot Topic?


Sally: Jack, I know how you feel. It's frikkin cold outside. Put on a coat!


Jack: That's right! I AM THE PUMPIN KING!!!! HAHAHA!!!!

Random voice on the side: NO YOU'RE NOT! You imposter!


Mayor: Jack! It's Boogie's boys!

Jack: 'Nn, no. I asked for The Backstreet boys.'