I love my reviewers, they are all so nice! (glomps all the reviewers) Thank you! Okay, Lee will be in this chapter since someone suggested it. I'm going to try my best to capture the essence of Lee, so don't kill me okay Lee fans? (cowers in fright from angry Lee fans) Now I have Naruto as the disclaimer!

Naruto: Tina-chan does not own Naruto. If she did I would be in a foursome with Gaara, Neji and Sasuke.

Gaara: (glares at authoress and points to Naruto) … MINE.

Tina-chan: (sees sand gathering…) …yours.

Gaara: (smirk)

Warnings: Lots of Ramen and Shounen-ai

Gaara and Naruto were on their way to Ichiraku when they ran into the one and only Rock Lee. Lee ran up to them and struck his "nice-guy" pose.

"Gaara, my worthy opponent! What brings you to noble Konoha to fraternize with its youth? Did you perhaps come for a rematch? Yosh! I would if I were not fighting my ultimate rival Neji today! Perhaps later, and remember to stay true to the power of YOUTH! YOSH!"

With that Lee ran to the forest to have his match with Neji. Naruto and Gaara sweat dropped.

"…That was random, huh Gaara?"

"…yes"

They reached Ichiraku and Naruto immediately ordered three bowls of miso ramen. Gaara, who had never really had ramen before, decided to order what Naruto ordered. He however only ordered one bowl. Naruto immediately dragged Gaara into a booth and started chattering away non stop while Gaara nodded to show he was still paying attention and even contributed a sentence or two when needed. Neither of them noticed Kakashi and Iruka enter, order two bowls of ramen, and sit down in another booth. Also no one noticed two strange people in trench coats with hoods take a seat at the bar and also order ramen. The owner was happy; he was getting a lot of business today…

"Do you like teaching at the academy Iruka-sensei? I heard that all of the kids love you and think that you're a great teacher."

Iruka was still somewhat dejected about Naruto's sudden descent into puberty and didn't hear Kakashi's question. Kakashi didn't like being ignored, so of course he had to reach across the table and yank Iruka's ponytail. This extremely immature act shocked Iruka out of his thoughts. Did Konoha's famous copy-nin just yank his hair to get his attention? Not even Naruto did that! Kakashi was greatly amused by the look of shock on Iruka's face.

"You have long hair Iruka-sensei. Why do you always keep it up?"

"… It always gets in my face."

"So, I think that it would look pretty down."

Iruka turned red. He seemed to be doing that a lot lately… And Kakashi was always the cause of it. Why the hell did the jounin like to tease him so much? And he kissed him too…

"Anou, Kakashi-sensei?"

"Hai Iruka-kun?"

If possible, Iruka turned even redder. Kakashi had called him kun. He usually only called him sensei.

"Would you not joke about stuff like that!"

"Stuff like what?"

"Like liking me! You should only say that to people you really like!"

"Who said that I was joking?"

Iruka stared at him. Kakashi stared back at him, totally serious.

"… Why?"

"I don't know I'm just attracted to you."

"You don't even know me."

"Maybe it's time I started to get to know you."

"What if I don't let you?"

Kakashi smirked; he'd expected Iruka to say that…

"Maybe this will change your mind."

With that Kakashi leaned over the table and captured Iruka's lips in a kiss. Iuka realized that Kakashi was actually kissing him without the mask.

'This is… nice.'

Kakashi was happy.

'Mmm, his lips are warm… I want to taste him, but I better go slow, leave him wanting more… hehe.'

Kakashi quickly pulled his mask up and sat back down as Iruka tried to hide his blush behind his hands.

'Gods, I'm shivering… did he affect me that much? Stupid Kakashi…'

Iruka was about to say something when the food arrived. Kakashi did his eye smile.

"Lets eat!"

Naruto and Gaara had gotten their ramen and Naruto finished his first bowl in about ten seconds. Gaara had just started to eat when Naruto noticed something…

"… Why are you looking at me like that Naruto?"

Naruto was looking at him with giant adoring chibi eyes.

"… You look like a panda!"

Gaara choked on his ramen.

"-coughcoughhack- ….panda?"

"Yeah, and you're so kawaii!"

Gaara didn't change his facial expression but inside he was mortified.

'I should not be… that word! Can't panda's look anything else but that word!"

Naruto saw anger and annoyance build in Gaara's eyes.

'Uh oh, did I say something wrong?'

'Try telling him that he's a sexy panda instead of a kawaii one.'

'Kyuubi! When did you get here?'

'Not important. What, you don't think Gaara's sexy?'

'Of course he's sexy!'

'Then tell him that before he kills someone.'

Naruto snapped back into reality and saw that Gaara had a vein pulsing in his forehead. Naruto thought that Gaara looked pretty sexy when he was angry…

"Actually, I change my mind."

"...What?"

Naruto did his fox grin.

"I think you look like a sexy panda."

Gaara thought about it.

'I guess I can live with that…'

"… Whatever."

Temari was about to blow their cover, so Sakura dragged her out of Ichiraku and into a deserted alley. Temari burst out in laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, otouto's a sexy panda!"

Sakura had to admit that was pretty funny. She started to giggle.

"Heeheehee, but he does kind of look like a panda with those rings around his eyes…"

"Yeah, but a sexy one?"

"Yeah. Don't you love how Kakashi kissed Iruka when he was off guard?"

"You are making copies of that for me. I'm going to hang them on my wall!"

"Yeah, me too!"

Suddenly, Sakura got a thoughtful look on her face.

"Temari-chan?"

"Hai, Sakura-chan?"

"Have you taught Gaara about sex yet? Like, safe sex?"

"… Oh fuck."

"You didn't!"

"I taught him about puberty and hormones, I just never got to sex and stuff!"

"Well, it's about time you told him right? I mean, he already has a boyfriend…"

"… Otouto's going to kill me for this…"

TBC

Next chapter, Temari teaches Gaara sex ed.? Does Gaara find out that the girls have been spying on him? Iruka gets sick? Kyuubi tells Naruto about sex? Don't worry; there won't be anything in here that you didn't learn in 8th grade sex ed., so I won't up the rating. Until next chapter!

Temari: Do I really have to do this? Why can't it be Kankuro!

Kankuro: Hell no.

Temari: … am I going to die?

Tina-chan: Actually, Gaara-kun might be grateful for the information…

Kankuro: Why? Does he have a girlfriend or something?

Temari and Tina-chan: …Not quite…

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