Submitted by corpsebride1994:
Jack: I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!
Zim (Invader Zim): YOU LIE!
jACK; NO AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Tim Burton: He's replaceing you Hot Topic sells more "invader Zim" stuff than "Nightmare before Christmas" stuff.
Jack: just like the time you replaced me with Harry Potter?
Tim Burton: that had nothing to do with hot topic that was so i could be on t.v. more...
Jack: )walks away mumbling under brwath) the fricken show got cancled...
Jack: 'There's got to be a logical way to explain this Christmas thing
Santa: 'Logic? In the North Pole? We have elves making toys and invisible workshops... dont talk logic to me.
Saxaphone Player: 'Nice work, Bone Daddy...'
Jack: 'Umm... Thanks but I'm not your father. I told your mother that three times now.'
Sally: Where'd they take that Sandy Claws?
Random Dude: To Wal Mart for a new wardrobe
Oogie: I may split a seam if I don't die laughing first!'
Santa: 'Your seams split that easily? That's what you get for buying Nightmare before Christmas t shirts from Hot Topic.
Shadow: Wouldn't you like to see something strange? It's a two headed turkey here to destroy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!
Jack: Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?
Sally: It does, just not for you
Vampires: Snakes and mice get wrapped up so nice, with spiders legs and pretty bows'
Jack: 'It's amazing what you find on sale at Walmart these days
Witch: 'You made walls fall, Jack.'
A wall fall on the witch
Jack:I better get out of here
Narrator: now you've probably wondered where holidays come from...
Random voice: No, I haven't. But you probably don't know where holidays come from yourself
Oogie Boogie: What's this you're saying about luck, rag doll?
Sally: That it's bull and the leprechauns make it up for a laugh