Dr. Finklestein: the nightshade you slipped in my tea has worn off Sally.
Sally: That wasnt nightshade, it was a roofie
Creature under the bed: I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp...
Kid: So you're the one that watches me when I sleep. eew...
Jack: Christmas Town? Hmmm...
Elf: Yes, it's Christmas town!!! Can't you see the sign?
Boogie Man: I am the shadow on the moon at night...
Dark Wing Duck: 'I am the terror that flaps in the night... This doesn't look like The Disney after noon.'
Jack: How did you get down here, Sally?
Sally: That slide over there. It was fun. WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Shock, Lock: And Jack will beat us black and green!
Barrel: 'But that's okay. We like that sort of thing
Jack: Christmas time is buzzing in my skull
Dr. Finklestein: It might be a tumor
L, S and B: Kidnap the sandy claws, throw him in a box..
Lock: Would he eat green eggs with a fox in a box?
Shock, Barrel: wtf...
Sally: I'm not hungry.
sticks her fingers down her throat and vomits violently all over everything
Sally: Now I am.
Jack. I'm not!
Jack: I read these Christmas books so many times ... God I need to get a tv