A/N: Im back again after so long. Sorry readers who havent reported me yet.
Submitted by Jacksfangurl01:
Harlequin Demon: Won't they be impressed I am a genius...
Werewolf: (whispers to cyclops) He's got the sax player locked up for a sex toy
Jack: My dearest friend, if you don't mind... GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BED!
Oogie Boogie:He's ancient, he's ugly, I don't know which is worse ... actually that really sugary smell annoys the Hell out of me!
Jack: What have I done/ what have I done? No seriously what have I done? I'm so high I don't even know which side is left.
Mayor: We've got to find Jack!
Wolfman: Come on, man! I'm still trying to find Waldo, for Pete's sake! (lifts a Where's Waldo book over his face)
Jack: There were objects so peculiar, they were not to be believed! A basketball that can float in midair if it's wrapped in toilet paper!
Sally:... Can't shake this feeling that I have
Jack: ...That people will never shut up about emos?
Oogie: And now with your permission... I'm gonna graffiti the walls.
Santa: Hell no! -Oogie hits him with a nightstick- Uh yeah it's okay
Santa: Who could that be?
Mrs. Claus: Well, instead of standing around wondering, you could open the beeping door and find out, you stupid beep of a husband!
Sally: Jack...I know how you feel...
Jack: How? Do you, like, got this phsyic connection to me or something? Now that is weird!