The name of the place Gaara is staying is now: Konohagakure Panda Yadoya ( Konoha Village Panda inn), which is to be known as Panda Yadoya for short! Thank you blue-genjutsu, She. Who. Knows, and Alchemist Neko-chan! I combined all your idea's to make this name. Also, thank you to everyone who submitted idea's, they were all good! Sorry if it seems I'm going overboard on the whole fangirl thing, but I like it! Read and enjoy!
Kankuro: Tina-chan does not own Naruto or any of its awesome characters!
Warnings: fangirlness
Konoha had a secret fangirl club. Who, you might ask, would have a secret fangirl club? Who else but Uzumaki Naruto? It was made up of girls who admired Naruto as one might admire Sabaku no Gaara or Uchiha Sasuke. Why the secrecy? They knew his secret about Kyuubi. They had figured it out after a while, after noticing the hateful glares and whispers that followed him everywhere in town. If people knew that Naruto had a fan club, the girls feared that the elders in the village would try to harm him in some way. So the secret Uzumaki Naruto fan club watched their beloved Naruto-kun from the shadows, watching his every move and fawning over him. Never interfering with anything, at least until now…
T.C. was at a Sasuke fangirls meeting. Why, you might ask? She was actually the president of the Uzumaki Naruto fangirl club, but she was forced to go the Sasuke club because its president was one of her main Naruto informants: Haruno Sakura. Since Sakura was part of Naruto's team, T.C. could ask about Naruto and how he was doing. Now, T.C. hated Uchiha Sasuke. Why? Because he was always tormenting Naru-kun! She also thought that Sakura could be a huge bitch when she wanted too. Who hits a poor defenseless guy every time he tries to speak? T.C. would bear anything for Naru-kun though, so she struggled through pretending to like Sasuke and talking with big forehead girl. After that particular meeting, T.C. went to try to ask Sakura about Naruto when Sakura was approached by a girl with blonde hair styled in four pigtails. The blonde girl produced some photos and she and Sakura started to coo over them. Curious, T.C. came over to look.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Temari and Sakura turned around in shock. T.C looked like she had just seen the apocalypse or something. T.C. came back into reality and gaped at the pictures.
"Is that… Is that…."
Sakura decided to make things clearer.
"Yeah, it's Sabaku no Gaara and Naruto! Don't they make the cutest couple?"
"Naru-chan and… Gaara!"
T.C. thought that is was about time to call a Uzumaki Naruto fan girl meeting… ASAP.
T.C. thanked Sakura and the blonde girl and ran home to call an emergency meeting of the Uzumaki Naruto fangirl cub.
Once everyone had gathered, T.C. took a deep breath and began her explanation.
"Okay, so we are all Naruto fangirls. This means that we know everything about him, who he is, what he likes, his hobbies, etc. right?"
"Yep!"
"So can anyone explain why no one knew he was dating Sabaku no Gaara?"
You could have heard a pin drop and in fact did when one girl dropped a senbon on the floor. Out of nowhere a voice emerged.
"Anou, I-I did. I-I guess I was so… busy I f-forgot to inform the club members… G-Gomen Nasai."
T.C. looked up in surprise to see Hyuuga Hinata doing her finger thing, blushing, and grinning sheepishly. Since when did Hinata-san grin sheepishly, with a scary fangirl glint in her eyes? She was the most devoted member of the club, but was always stammering and acting shy. If not for that she could have been president, or even vice president of the club.
"So what have you found out about Sabaku no Gaara? Last I heard he almost killed Naruto-kun! Can we trust this sand shinobi with Naru-kun? Will he take care of him and not break his heart?"
All of the club members were curious about this and waited for an answer. Hinata paused.
"Anou, I think that Gaara-san cares deeply for Naruto-kun, but I haven't really delved deep enough into their emotional relationship."
"If you weren't focusing on their relationship, what were you focusing on?"
Hinata blushed even more and started to do her finger thingy again.
"Anou, I… I'll s-show you."
Hinata hooked Neji's camera to a projector which just happened to be in the room. The fangirls looked at the first picture.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! KAWAII!"
Naruto and Gaara were sleeping, arms wrapped around each other, blissfully unaware of anything in the world and looking so damn adorable…
While the fangirls were looking at the picture with starry chibi eyes Hinata took a picture out of her pocket and blew it up on the screen.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Most of the club passed out with nosebleeds. T.C. almost fainted from…. The overwhelming ness of the picture. Naruto-kun and Gaara... making out… It was almost too much for a yaoi fangirl to take.
"Sugoi…"
T.C. looked at Hinata with new respect. Who knew that the Hyuuga was into yaoi? Especially if it involved her beloved Naruto-kun. She had the Byakugan too… lucky. When the rest of the club had recovered from their little 'incident,' T.C. made a plan.
"Even though Naruto-kun and Gaara-san look soooo kawaii together-"
At this everyone nodded fervently. Some of the girls were already making, 'I luv GaaNaru' shirts and pins and begging Hinata for copies of all of her pictures.
"-we still don't know much about Gaara. I propose that we spy on them to see if he's a suitable match for Naruto-kun!"
The girls thought that this was great plan and made plans to spy on the two boys right away. So they had Hinata find the boys location and her and T.C. set off for the Panda Yadoya.
Naruto and Gaara went into the Panda Yadoya and started searching for a cookie recipe on the internet. Naruto chose chocolate chip cookies. Then the boys started to assemble the ingredients on the kitchen counter and had just finished when Temari came waltzing in carrying a camera. She immediately spotted the two boys and smiled.
"Ah, are you guys baking something? Do you want me to help?"
"NO. Its okay neesan, I think we'll be okay."
Temari shrugged and went upstairs to load her pictures onto the computer. Gaara let out a breath and slumped against the counter.
"…Thank kami neesan didn't press the issue of 'helping' us."
"Is her cooking really that bad?"
"…You have no idea."
"Okay, let's see if we can make these edible! I've never baked cookies before, have you?"
"..."
TBC
Okay, again sorry if you think I'm overdoing the whole fangirl thing. It would be interesting if the two clubs conflicted though. Next chapter, are the cookies edible? The evils of sugar highness… and Kankuro finally makes a more central appearance! He will probably be OOC 'cause I don't know much about his personality, sorry! I'll also try to put more action in the next chapter… it's been rather lacking lately!
Kakashi: I've barely gotten any! None of them count!
Tina-chan: Stuff it Kakashi, I just have more trouble writing yours 'cause you're an adult! I don't want to take it too fast!
Kakashi: -sulk-
Please review. It feeds my mind and soul. (and contributes to how much yaoi I feel like putting in!)
