Placed Together
Disclaimer: I don't own the game, the game system, or… anything else. Though I do own a friend with lots of knowledge of ToS!
Rating: T for Teens
Pairing: ZelosxLloyd
Number: 9/25 for me.
WARNINGS: Um… crack? I'm sorry for the fake ending. Um, that's what comes out of my mind at… nearly midnight…
A/N: YAY! This one goes out to succorelle! Requesting 'What could go wrong?' I don't think this is what she had in mind when she requested this; it wasn't what I had in mind when I read it. I hope she's happy.

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"Oh, come on Lloyd! What could go wrong?"

"We could die."

"From what? What is there to die from?"

"The water. Zelos, it's almost Christmas."

"Exactly! We haven't gone swimming together since… forever! We need to do it at least once before the year ends!"

"Can it wait until it warms up?"

"No."

"… Zelos, I'd rather not die anytime soon. If you wanna go swimming, go ahead, but if you die, I get all your stuff and I can't be blamed for it."

Then Zelos went swimming and died.

JOKING! HERE'S THE READ ENDING:

"Fine then. We'll just have to go to an indoor hot spring."

"… You were planning this."

"No! Come on, hunny! It will be fun!"

Zelos grabbed Lloyd's hand and dragged the boy away, nearly flouncing as he went. Heck, anyone would be flouncing if they got to see the swordsman half naked and steaming wet.