Lalala... hmm, I feel happy today. Just so you know, I recently posted a fanfic co-written by myself and Kanemoshi. It's called 'Jealousy is so Troublesome, and has Shikachou, a good portion of GaaNaru, and eventual NejiKan. Pretty lemony, and funny. Check it out! Now... onto the next chapter!

Disclaimer: ...Do we really have to go through this again?

Warnings: Slight Sasuke torturing. Like I've said before, I don't like him that much... and after reading the valley of the end chapter, I'm not feeling to kindly toward him so... Yeah, if you like him then.. sorry. (I do like the occasional SasuNaru though, don't get me wrong)

-Earlier in the day-

When walking out of 'Fluffy Cuddles,' Gaara noticed that Kankuro had stayed behind as if waiting for somebody. He also still had his bag…

'…Hmm... I wonder what he's going to do…'

Gaara pulled Naruto to the side and the two had a sort whispered conversation. Gaara transported both of them onto the roof of the building via Gaara's sand and waited. First Neji came out with T.C. and Hinata. The girls quickly left, leaving Neji and Kankuro alone. Gaara smirked when he overheard the conversation between the two; the sarcastic, insulting dialogue amused him to no end. He quirked an (non-existent) eyebrow when Kankuro gave Neji the plushie.

"…Arigato."

"Gasp. The ice-price said something nice. Lets all run and hide."

"I think the correct response is 'you're welcome.'"

Then the Hyuuga seemed to go into lala land, and his brother started to walk away. Gaara frowned slightly.

'I get the feeling that he shouldn't leave yet…'

Naruto was watching the scene with rapt attention, and Gaara noticed a bucket filled with water on the other side of the blonde. The sand nin smirked sadistically.

'This should be fun to watch…'

In a flash a tendril of sand snatched the bucket up and sent it flying through the air… right onto Kankuro's head.

"SHIT!"

Naruto looked at Gaara with an expression that clearly said, WTF?

"Anou sa, what did you do that for Gaara?"

"…Watch."

Naruto turned back to the scene just in time to see Neji plant one on the puppet master. His jaw almost hit the ground, and Gaara was amused.

'So the Hyuuga does like Kankuro…'

'Neji just kissed Gaara's brother!'

Neji thrust the bag into Kankuro's hands and left. Kankuro opened it to reveal a crow plushie… and ran away. Both of the boys on the roof stared until he was out of sight. Naruto looked over at his boyfriend and sweat dropped when he saw a very sadistic smirk on Gaara's face.

'That was such blackmail material…'

"So I guess Neji really does like your brother, ne?"

"…If that kiss was anything to go by, yes."

"Hmm, he seemed kinda freaked out about it though. I guess that's understandable, when I accidentally kissed Sasuke-teme it really freaked me out!"

A dark, ominous aura suddenly surrounded the rooftop.

"…What?"

Gaara's voice sounded very very scary, and his face was in shadow.

'Gaara… didn't know about that. Fuck…'

"It wasn't a real kiss! Back in the academy I was arguing with him and someone ran into me and pushed me into the bastards face! It was a total accident, I swear!"

Gaara's hands were clenched into fists, and he was shaking slightly in fury. As if he wasn't mad enough at the Uchiha for his earlier escapade… This warranted blood.

'Uchiha Sasuke… You. Will. DIE.'

"Gaara!"

Naruto's arms snaked around his neck from behind, and the blonde whispered in his ear.

"You know… I consider you my first kiss, not that teme. I don't like Sasuke like that, just you. Got it?"

Gaara could feel himself calming down slightly; who wouldn't, with a sexy blonde whispering into their ear? Naruto could feel the anger gradually leaving Gaara's body and breathed a sigh of relief.

'Stupid Sasuke teme… making Gaara angry even when you're not around. Poor Gaara… that must have been hard for him to hear.'

Naruto gently leaned up and placed a kiss on Gaara's 'ai' symbol.

"C'mon Gaara, lets get off the roof."

"…Just a sec."

Naruto couldn't say that the kiss wasn't unexpected, but it was still nice. Really nice. He closed his eyes and let out an 'mmmm..' as Gaara's tongue slipped into his mouth. He met it with his own and the two explored, covering every inch of each others mouth. Naruto mentally cursed the need for oxygen as the two broke apart, and he wiped a bit of saliva off his face and grinned brightly.

"That's why you'll always be considered my first."

Gaara smirked perversely.

'I also want to be your first for something else…'


The two left the rooftop and wandered around to see if they could find their friends. After a while they found Neji, T.C., and Hinata in a shop. Naruto started to talk to Hinata while Gaara went over to Neji.

"… Nice Hyuuga. You caught my brother totally off guard."

Neji twitched slightly.

"…That was you, wasn't it."

"And people say that you're the genius of the Hyuuga clan."

'Shit, I can't believe his brother saw us…'

'Yeah, but he helped you see his niisan's pretty face too.'

"Was there any particular reason for you to do that?"

"…It was on a whim. What are you reading?"

"…"

'Show him. As a thank you.'

'…Fine.'

Neji showed him. Gaara's eyes widened slightly, and a small, perverted smirk crossed his features.

"Researching? How considerate. My brother seems to have hooked a nice guy… If perverted."

Neji threw a book at him. It missed of course, and flew across the room to hit Naruto in the head.

"Itai!"

Naruto angrily grabbed the book, and looked at the cover.

'…Eh?'

Then he began to flip through it. His eyes widened comically and he blushed a color that rivaled Gaara's hair. Gaara smirked at his reaction and turned to look at other books in the store. T.C. soon came over to assist him, the Scary Smirk on her face. On the other side of the store Naruto was looking at titles with the help of Hinata, who inwardly had a Scary Smirk on to rival T.C.'s.

When it was time to leave the shop T.C. had to stay until her aunt came to take over her shift at the store. Hinata asked Naruto if he would talk with her alone, and they left together. Neji went home to hide his new books, and Gaara started to walk home to the Yadoya. He was almost home when he spied someone that he really didn't want to see at the moment. Squeals of varying octaves were heard in the distance, and Gaara got an evil idea. He smirked sadistically.

A certain Uchiha was trying to hide. From what, you may ask? Why, rabid fangirls (and fanboys) of course! He was resting at the moment, just having escaped the squealing, glomping, groping mass of his fanclub. He heard shrill squeals close by and groaned inwardly.

'Damn, I thought I lost them…'

He was about to run away again when he was suddenly pushed from behind… right into the waiting arms of his fanclub.

'SHIT!'

As he once again tried to escape from his (evil) fanclub, he remembered what had been whispered to him before he was pushed…

'You wouldn't want to disappoint your fans now, would you Uchiha? Have fun.'

Gaara watched, pleased, as Sasuke tried desperately to escape the rabid fangirls/boys. A sadistic grin crossed his face; oh yeah, life was good.

"So Hinata-chan, what did you want to talk about?"

"How are things going w-with you and Gaara-k-kun?"

Naruto smiled dreamily.

"Good! Gaara's…awesome. Slightly sadistic maybe, but that's what makes him interesting."

"I-I see… so how have p-people reacted to y-you guys?"

"He, did you know that we have a fanclub now? They're kinda scary but… its nice to know people like us, y'know? Since everyone used to hate us before…"

His voice trailed off and Hinata patted his hand consolingly. Suddenly he grinned at her.

"So Hinata-chan, do you have anyone that you like?"

Hinata blushed a bit, but smiled back shyly.

"H-hai…"

'I actually had a crush on you for years, but you were too oblivious to notice. That's okay though, because now I know that I'm bi.'

"Really? Who is it? Dog boy?"

Hinata was slightly taken aback. Kiba? wrooooong.

"Iie! Kiba-k-kun's just my teamate. J-just a friend."

"Um, who then?"

"I… like T.C.-chan."

Naruto noticed with interest how Hinata's face lit up slightly at the very mention of her friend's name.

"Really? Wow, that's great Hinata-chan! So… what do you like about her?"

Naruto really was interested; he had no clue that Hinata swung that way. Hinata got a kind of starry look in her eyes (well, as far as he could tell; it was kind of hard when a person doesn't have pupils…).

"T.C…. I guess I admire her spirit, how she's nice and also we have a lot of common interests (also known as they're both rabid yaoi fangirls) and she makes me feel… like a person. Not an heiress who's weak and a failure to the clan. When I'm with her I can be Hinata, and I don't have to hide anything. That's what I really like about her."

Naruto was stunned.

"H-Hinata chan…"

"Hai?"

"…You said a speech without stuttering once."

"..I-I did?"

"Yep."

Hinata blushed fiercely while Naruto shook his head in wonder.

'So when she's being herself Hinata-chan doesn't stutter as much? Hmm, wonder what else she's hiding…'

Another interesting thought found its way into Naruto's mind.

'I wonder what the Hyuuga clan leader will say when he finds out that he only has one child left to carry on the clan... (ie, Hanabi)'

Naruto bid Hinata goodbye and started to walk back to the Yadoya. He paused only to watch someone with a half torn off blue shirt run away from a crowd of rabid boys and girls.

'Was that... Sasuke?'

Naruto shrugged and walked inside the Yadoya, ready to fall asleep. He walked upstairs, peeked into the bathroom to see Gaara shirtless and drying his hair, drooled a bit, changed into his pajamas, and climbed into bed. Gaara came in a little after Naruto had fallen asleep. He smiled slightly at the blonde and climbed into bed, wrapping his arms around the other boy.

'Today was fun… Torturing the Uchiha is rather enjoyable.'

-The Next Day-

Iruka woke up in a bed that was not his, and he was naked. His brain freaked out for a second until the warm arms surrounding him brought memories of the night before rushing back. The chuunin blushed slightly at the remembrance.

'…Damn, who knew that anything could feel that good?'

"Irukaaaaa."

The teacher smiled at his silver haired lover.

"Yes, Kakashi?"

"You fell asleep on me."

Iruka blushed fiercely.

'Ooops… poor Kakashi.'

"…Sorry"

The copy nin suddenly grinned perversely at him.

"You can make it up to me tonight though, ne?"

Iruka grinned at him seductively.

"Of course… but for now we have to hurry and meet Gai and Keesha for breakfast. Knowing Gai, if we don't show up he'll come to see what's wrong… and you wouldn't want him to bust in on us now, would you?"

Kakashi was sorely disappointed, but Iruka had a point; Gai was a very loud person…

"Maa, fine I'll get up… after you."

Kakashi peeked a look at Iruka as the man walked to the bathroom to take a shower.

'Damn he has a nice ass.'

(A/N Hmm… I should be in bed now… but I think I'll write some more, just 'cause I love you all.)

Thanks to Kakashi taking an unnecessarily long shower, the pair was about half an hour late. When they finally showed up, Gai immediately began talking to his rival about the springtime of youth and how it should not be kept waiting. Kakashi managed to tune him out, a skill learned after years of being around the man and hearing the same exclamations. Iruka and Keesha watched for a while, amused. Suddenly Keesha caught sight of something interesting…

"Iruka-kun."

"Hai, Keesha-chan?"

Keesha had a toned down version of the Scary Smirk on her face.

"Is that a hickey I see on your neck?"

Iruka immediately flushed red and cursed himself for forgetting to wear a turtleneck shirt.

"…"

"Congratulations. If you ever need any advice, supplies… I have shop that could help. Here's my card."

Iruka was now red enough to rival a fire engine, but he took the card. Keesha seemed to know what she was talking about… while he really had no clue. Keesha's inner fangirl squealed happily.

A couple of tables away Anko was trying not to squeal out loud with barely contained fangirlness, while Kurenai had a slight blush on her cheeks.

"I'm so going to tease Kakashi about this."

Kurenai idly wondered if Anko had been spending too much time with Ibiki.

"…You're evil Anko."

"Thank you!"

Poor poor Kakashi.

TBC

Lalala.. what should Anko say to our poor Kakashi, hmm? Hehehe...

I think i'll put in more NejiKan next chapter too. Until then, Ja ne!

Please review, it makes me want to update. -hint hint-