Sorry about this chapter being short but I couldn't come up with any ideas. I have a website up for the series. I'll post it up on the reviews and in my profile. So Read On!


Ryan's Birthday

Madison, Wisconsin

June 30, 1996

7:45 A.M.

Forman Basement

As every day during summer break Ryan ate breakfast down in the basement where it was a bit cooler then upstairs. As he was chewing the Golden Grahms Jennifer came in from the bulk head door. "Hey Jennifer." said Ryan, "Your just in time for Gilligans Island."

"Whoo!" Jennifer whooped, "I absolutely have to watch it today. I hear they're finaly getting off the island on this one."

"It'll never happen." said Ryan.

"Well I guess you're right." replied Jennifer. "Hey! Your b-day's tommorow right?''

"Yup." Ryan said.

"Well, you like music?" she asked.

"Yup." he replied.

"You like Greenday?" she asked.

"Yup." he replied.

"Do you have their newest album?" she asked.

"You mean "Insomniac"?" he asked.

"Yeah, that one." she replied.

"Nope." said Ryan.

So the two of them started watching Gilligans Island. After 15 minutes Eric, Donna, Kelso, Jackie, Hyde, and Fez came down. "Hey!" Fez exclaimed, "Jilligans on!"

"Yeah Fez." Ryan replied.

Since the Formans got a new couch and a recliner in the basement the parents of our beloved gang sat down. Ryan and Jennifer were allready on the couch so Eric and Donna both got on the couch, Fez sat in the lawn chair, Hyde in the recliner, and Jackie in the other lawnchair which left Kelso sitting on the floor. "Oh sure!" Kelso yelled, "Make me sit on the floor like always!"

"Kelso," Donna said, "You never sat on the floor."

"Whatever." he replied, "I just want to watch Gilligan."

The doorbell rang and it was Kitty and Red. "Mom, Dad." Eric stammered, "We just came down for Ryan's birthday. Not for any reason, we just are."

"Your're throwing him a party aren't you?" said Eric.

"Don't tell him!" yelled Kitty.

By the time Eric got back down Christian, Justin, MJ, Stephanie, and Tyler all took their respective places. Christian and Justin in the lawn chairs, Stephanie on the couch, Tyler in the recliner and MJ was also sitting on the couch. The parents all sat on the floor muttering that they should be in the chairs and on the couch.

"Uh, Donna, Fez, Hyde, Jackie, Kelso." said Eric from on the stairs, "Could you come up here for a sec?"

"Party plans?" asked Ryan.

"Oh yeah." said Stephanie.

"And the best thing that it's a surprise." said Jennifer.

"Ryan!" yelled Kitty from upstairs, "Could you come up here?"

"Its about tommorow." said Jackie.

"Please don't throw me a party." said Ryan.

"Your not getting one." replied Kitty.

"I know you are." he replied.

"I already told you. You're not getting one." Kitty replied.

"We just want to know what you want for a present." Red said.

"Uh... A Walkman would be nice." Ryan said, "I said a Walkman, not a tape player."

"Ok then." said Red.

"Oh but Red he wants one." Kitty said.

"No I don't. I do not want a cassett player. I want a Walkman.'

"Don't worry Ryan." said Donna, "I'll take care of that. After all we sure can't forget what happened on Eric's 17th birthday.''

The whole room has a flashback to Eric's 17th birthday. After about a few minutes the room comes back into the present. "So... I'm going back downstairs." said Ryan .

He ran right down to the basement and found Gilligan was over. "Great!" he yelled, "I missed the end of Gilligan!" The room stands in utter silence untill Ryan says, "So, who want's to play foosball?" Stephanie, Hyde, Christian, and Jennifer jump over the couch to the foosball table.

After a half hour of play Jennifer finaly scored the game wining goal against Christian. "That was fun." said Hyde. "Who want's to go down to The Hub?"

"What's The Hub?" asked MJ.

The whole gang was shocked that MJ actually said that. "You've never been to The Hub?" asked Jennifer. "Looks like we have to get you down there right now!"

"To the bikes!" Ryan yelled. The gang ran up to to the bulk head door and opened it and hopped onto the bikes they all owned. Ryan had a year old mountain bike, so did everyone else besides MJ. She had a regular bike that had no gears, so that made it hard for her to keep up with the rest of the gang.

"Wait up guys!" MJ called out, "I can't keep up with you guys!"

So the gang slowed down and waited for MJ.


Madison, Wisconsin

July 1, 1996

6:30 A.M.

Ryan Forman's Bedroom

Ryan was dreaming untill Kitty and the rest of his family, even Red joined in, "Happy birthday!''

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he yelled.

Kitty was holding a tray of breakfast but Ryan insisted on eating downstairs like he always did.

"All you get is a few presents tonight and that's it." Kitty stated, "And if you want a party you will be sadily dissapointed."

Ryan got his usuall jeans and Texas Longhorns t-shirt on and put hos tennis shoes on. As he ate breakfast Kitty came down and asked him if he could run down to the gas station over by Justin's house and pick up a large can of chocolate frosting and 10 bags of peanut butter M&M's.

"Uh Grandma, why would you want me to pick these up?" asked Ryan.

"No reason." she stammered, "I uh, just need them."

So Ryan rode his bike to the gas station and picked up what Kitty asked for. After that he dropped the stuff off and went over to Jennifer's house to meet the gang for the pizza that was ordered by Jackie before she left town for a few days. "This pizza's great!" exclaimed Hyde.

"You know what I just realized?" asked Hyde.

"What Hyde?" they all asked.

"We should get high off Sharpies man!" he yelled, "Think of the possilities man!"

"Then lets!" exclaimed Stephanie.

Hyde and Stephanie which had become unseperable ever since the camping trip up at Devils Lake. There was even a rumor that they did it a few times.

So while the gang enjoyed the pizza they all pased the Sharpie's around and sniffed them.


Madison, Wisconsin

July 1, 1996

6:30 P.M.

Forman Basement

The gang was sitting around watching The Empire Strikes back on FOX. "Holy shit Luke Darth Vader's gonna cut off your hand!" yelled Stephanie.

Just then Kitty came down a few steps and crouched down and asked: "Justin, Stephanie, Jennifer, MJ, and young man with an accent but is really from America that moved to Wisconsin just a few years ago, could you come up here and help me?" They all got up, "Not you Ryan! Just stay there!'' As the gang headed up the stairs it started to sound like rolling thunder.

Ryan headed over to the door which led outside that replaced the bulk head door. While opening the door he found that Red was standing just a few steps up and blocking him from going up the stairs into the back yard. "No." Red said.

"But-" Ryan replied.

"No." Red replied.

"Ryan!" Kitty's voice rang out from upstairs. "You can come up now." There was silence for just a few seconds, "Shut up! He's coming.

"Surpise!" everyone but Jennifer yelled out.

"Here," said Donna, "This ones from your dad and me."

"Wow!" Ryan exclaimed. "A Walkman! Its just what I asked for."

So the gifts were given and the cake was eaten. After a few hours everyone started leaving, well everyone except the gang. They all stayed around for the unrated and uncut version of A Nightmare On Elm Street.


Madison, Wisconsin

July 2, 1996

1:30 A.M.

Forman Basement

"Wow,"Jennifer said. "That was great. "I just hope I don't have any nightmares."

"Me too." said Stephanie. "I just wish there was someone to walk me home and stay with me tonight."

"I will!" exclaimed Hyde.

So everyone left. But Jennifer stayed behind. "Well see ya." she said.

"Uh... Yeah." said Ryan.

Jennifer a few minutes after Jennifer left Ryan headed up for bed.