The Spartans Invade
Madison, Wisconsin
October 14, 1996
5:45 A.M.
Forman Driveway
The plans had been made and it was moving day for the gang. Even Tyler was coming with, but the sad thing was was that he was kicked out of the house by his ungreatfull parents just for having Stephanie as a girlfriend and a best friend. He had been lucky enough to be able to get to stay with the Kelso's being that Kelso liked him so much and he wouldn't had let him stay with them if he knew that Tyler and his daughter were doing it late at night. "I'm gonna miss Madison." said Ryan glumily.
"But we are moving back to Point Place," said Eric. "your hometown."
"I don't care." said Ryan. "I've lived in Madison for almost my whole life." The rest of the gang frowned.
"Well, atleast we get to miss school today." said Stephanie with glee in her voice.
"No you don't. Your going to school today. That's why we're leaving so early." said Kelso.
"What kinda bitchy plan is that pile of shit?" exclaimed Tyler.
"Our plan." said the parents of the gang.
"Well atleast we have eachother." said Stephanie sheading another beam of sunlight.
"I guess." said the rest of the gang.
So they all headed off into the still early October morning of Wisconsin. After a two hour drive they finally got to the houses. The Forman's moved into the old Forman house, the two Burkhart ladies, the Kelso's in the old Burkhart house, the Fez's family which was now known as the Marie's in the house that the Erdman's house where Fez had lived as a forigen exchange student, and the Hyde's into the old Kelso house. "Looks like its a bit late for us to go to school." said Ryan. "I guess we're not going today."
"Its a given." said Christian.
"Fine. You won't go to school today." said Eric. "You'll just help us with moving everything into the houses."
So they started unloading the vans and the first stop for the gang was down in the basement. It hadn't changed much since 1969. With all the bats and balls and collecter plates. And who could forget that faithfull old couch that their parents sat on for years. "Wow." said Ryan. "Our parents hung out in a dump."
"I think you mean your parents." said Tyler. "Not mine." So they all got down and sat on the couch and turned on the t.v.
"They only have 45 stations?" exclaimed MJ.
"I know it sucks, but we'll just have to ajust." Ryan said.
"Whoa!" exclaimed Hyde. "They still have the Playboy channel!"
"Bitching!" exclaimed Ryan.
"Don't say that infront of your mother." said Eric.
"What the hell!" exclaimed Ryan. "Where the hell did you guys come from?"
"Door." answered Kelso.
"Ok then." answered Stephanie.
So the parents left. Also Fez and Tyler left. "Dude!" exclaimed Ryan. "We should sing The Joker!"
"Right on Forman man." said Hyde.
"I'll sit out." said MJ. "I don't know the words.
"Ok." said Hyde.
"Hyde, you start it." said Jennifer.
"Some People call me the space cowboy." Hyde sung.
"Yeah... Some call me the gangster of love." sung Jennifer.
"Well some people call me Maurice." sung Ryan.
" 'Cause I speek of the pompatus love." sung Stephanie.
" 'Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover amd I'm a sinner." sung Ryan.
"I get my lovin' on the run." sung Jennifer."
"I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker." sung Hyde.
"Playing my music in the sun. Woohoo!" they all sung.
"We are so good." said Ryan.
"Hell yeah!" they all yelled.
"I feel like saying something random." said Stephanie. "I know what I should say!"
The room was silenced. "Porno!" she yelled.
"Stoop saying porno Stephanie!" yelled Eric.
"I didn't say Mr.Forman." she replied. "It was MJ!"
"You are a bitch." said MJ.
The room was silenced, but then Hyde broke the silence by yelling out, "Cat fight!"
By the end of it Stephanie was begging for mercy from MJ. "Now what?" she asked.
"Just let go." replied Stephanie.
MJ looked over at Ryan then back at Stephanie. Stephanie did the same thing except looking back at MJ. Ryan nodded. Right after he noded MJ let go and let the Kelso get back up and do what she wanted.
So after a week it was time for the school's fall dance. As at the freshman prom back in Madison the same copules went with each other, and the same thing kept hapening between Stephanie and Tyler.
Point Place, Wisconsin
October 31, 1996
5:59 P.M.
Forman Basement
The gang were all cluttered up in the basement waiting for the sun to set so they could go trick-or-treating. This was the gangs favorite time of the year. The reason was because they would always teepee old man Johnsons house. This year they couldn't thanks to their parents making them move. This year they had a new target, Luke Millbanks house. Luke was a real asshole who never stopped talking about how he would have Jennifer in the end. Really no one belived him because everyone knew Jennifer just couldn't let go of Ryan. The only other reason anyone else in the gang had for likeing Halloween was Fez's because of all the candy he could manage stuff in his bag. This year Christian was going as Darth Vader. He was the only one going with a costume due to him the only one that was going to trick-or-treat. "Ok, if we can get around to his house around 10:59 p.m. when the suck up is in bed we can make a perfect teepeeing of his house" said Ryan.
"Yes!" exclaimed Jennifer. "This is gonna be so damn fun!"
So the gang started the nightly festivities and had a whole lot of fun. They got back at around 2:00 a.m. The only one who got in trouble was Ryan. His parents were sleeping when Ryan noisily entered the house and Eric jolted right up. "Donna." he said. "I heard a scary noise."
"What the hell are you talking about?" asked Donna.
"That noise that's coming from downstairs." Eric replied.
"Fine, lets go check it out." replied Donna.
So Eric pulled out a bat from under the bed and started downstairs with Donna folowing closely. Luckily Eric had his pants on. "Freeze!" he yelled.
"What the hell?" asked Ryan.
"Oh thank God." said Donna. "Its only Ryan."
"Jesus Mom put some clothes on!" Ryan exclaimed.
Donna just noticed she was only wearing her underware. "Holy shit!" she exclaimed.
"Now I'm scared for life." Ryan said.
"Really," Eric said. "I thought that you were scared when you were 9 and saw your mom and me having sex."
"Don't get started with that again." said Donna. She had put a nightgown on but Ryan couldn't get that picture out of his head. But for once it was one of the Forman women instead of one of the Forman men.