Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Codename: Kids Next Door, Ed, Edd, n, Eddy, or Camp Lazlo. All I own are Mark, Sean, Tim, Dr. Lif, Dr. Deat, and Mrs. Noffer.


"What's taking Dr. Lif so long?" Kevin asked.

"Maybe Dr. Deat hid the list," Sarah said.

"Why would he do that?" Nina asked.

"So we wouldn't know who'd be next so we'd die," Gretchen responded.

"Well, I hope that we can get out of this maniac room soon," Nazz said.

"Why did this have to happen?" Tim cried.

"It's OK Tim, we'll all survive. Don't be scared. Death is an idiot, and we'll beat him, no matter what it takes," Sean reassured him.

"Anyone hungry, I'm going to get snacks," Johnny said.

"Johnny, remember what Dr. Lif said? He told us to stay put. Anyone could be next," Mark said.

"Come on, there are twenty-five of us left. What are the chances that I could be next?" Johnny asked.

"Well, I'll go with you, just in case," Eddy said. And they left the room.

"OK, here's the vending machine. I'll have a Milky Way," Johnny said. He paid a dollar, put in E5 for a Milky Way, but it didn't fall.

"It didn't work Johnny," Eddy said.

"God damn it," Johnny screamed. He punched the machine, and it fell on Johnny spraying blood all over the floor.

"Oh my God," Eddy screamed, and he ran back to the sponge room covered in blood.

"Eddy, why are you covered in blood? Did something happen to Johnny?" Slinkman asked.

"The vending machine f-fell on J-Johnny. He was crushed and got blood all over my good shirt," Eddy said.

"I wonder who's next?" Raj asked. Then Dr. Lif entered the room.

"I have the list. Eddy, why are you covered in blood?" Dr. Lif asked when he saw Eddy.

"Johnny got crushed," Ed said.

"Well, anyway here's the list," Dr. Lif said, showing it to them. (A/N: It's a long list, so bear with me, OK?)

The list was: Samson, Johnny, Plank, Ed, Nazz, Edward, Double D, Sarah, Mrs. Noffer, Rolf, Mark, Sean, Tim, Eddy, Patsy, Nina, Slinkman, Jimmy, Chip, Skip, Jane Doe, Lumpus, Raj, Clam, Kevin, Almandine, Lazlo, and Gretchen.

"So, Plank is next. That shouldn't be hard to protect, after all, he's just a piece of wood," Patsy said. Then, a nurse came in.

"This will be great firewood for our authentic fireplace in the hall," she said, and she threw Plank in the fireplace, and he began to burn until he was nothing but a pile of ashes.

"Ed is next on the list," Dr. Lif said.

"I don't want to die guys," Ed cried.

"You'll be OK Ed. Now stop whining, your getting my scout uniform all wet," Lumpus said.

"So, should we just stay in this fluffy room, or should we take our chances outside?" Mrs. Noffer asked.

"Stay in the fluffy room," Ed said, not wanting to die.


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