Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Codename: Kids Next Door, Ed, Edd, n, Eddy, or Camp Lazlo. All I own are Mark, Sean, Tim, Dr. Lif, Dr. Deat, and Mrs. Noffer.
"What are we going to do?" Edward asked.
"Rolf could build a shield," Rolf said.
"Rolf, that was completely random, and making the shield with al those tools can actually cause the death of someone," Double D said.
"I can't take this anymore. We can't do one God damn thing without seeing how it's a death trap," Eddy said. "Why can't we just kill of Dr. Deat?" Eddy asked.
"If you kill Dr. Deat, then you kill death. If there's no death, there's no life. Without new life, humanity would go extinct," Dr. Lif explained.
"What do we care?" Lumpus said. "I'm not a human," he said again.
"Same thing goes for animals too," Dr. Lif said.
"We can't kill Dr. Deat. And what's the point. We were supposed to die a long time ago. I see this as a few extra minutes," Nazz said.
Tim was in the corner, crying.
"What's wrong Tim?" Mark asked.
"I'm scared. I don't want to die," Tim said.
"Don't worry. Me and mommy will be there to protect you forever," Mark said.
"But what if you and mommy die?" Tim asked.
"Then everyone else would look after you," Mark said.
"Everyone else looked after Samson, Johnny, and Plank, but they still died," Tim argued.
"That's a different story. We didn't know the list back then. But now we do. So you'll be safe. All right?" Mark asked. Tim nodded yes.
"What about Ed? We can't let him die," Mrs. Noffer said.
Then, a nurse came in.
"Lunch," she said. She gave everyone a salad, a fork, knife, and spoon. Ed looked queasy around the knife. But little did he know, it wasn't the knife he should be worried about.
Ed took his fork, and dropped in his salad. He leaned over to get it, but he slipped, and to fork fell on his face, impaling him in the head.
"No, big brother," Sarah cried. Then, Ed's body was taken away.
"I'm really sorry that I ordered you the salad. But I didn't expect anybody to drop it," Dr. Lif said.
"It's OK. But didn't you say that you had good news?" Lazlo asked.
"Good news," Clam repeated.
"Yes, I do. I have won a free trip to the new ship, Titanic 2. It also said, I can bring any amount of people I want," Dr. Lif said.
"That's great, can you bring us?" Sarah asked.
"Yes, but it will be dangerous. Besides, I have to go. There's going to be a doctor's meeting there. But, I can't leave you alone. Besides, they have their own fluffy room there. It's the ride there I'm worried about," Dr. Lif explained.
"Where are we going?" Nazz asked.
"To Hawaii," Dr. Lif said.
"Wait, who's next?" Mark asked.
"Nazz is," Patsy said.
Tim began to cry.
A/N: Listen, I'm really sorry for killing Ed. It was a really tough choice for me to make. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep at night again. But, if I don't I'll have more time to update! So, sorry for Ed-fans.