Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Ed, Edd, n, Eddy, Camp Lazlo, or Codename: Kids Next Door. All I own are Mark, Sean, Tim, Dr. Lif, Dr. Deat, and Mrs. Noffer.
The group was driving in Dr. Lif's car to the port where Titanic 2 would take off for England.
"This trip is going to be rad, seeing that nobody dies," Kevin said. Nazz looked at him with anger. She was next.
"You'll be OK Nazz, we'll be watching you for the rest of your life. That didn't come out right," Raj said. And they arrived at the port.
"Swallows," Jimmy said. But then, he remembered that birds had killed him the fist time. But, he didn't see any glass windows, and he wasn't next, so her ram towards the birds.
They flew towards an ice cream stand, and the guy, while he tried to shoo them off, accidentally tipped over the stand, causing two wires to cause a spark, sending a fireball towards Nazz.
"Mommy, no," Tim cried. Then, Dr. Lif pushed Nazz out of the way, and intervened her death, but the fireball continued on to Edward, killing him.
"Double D, you're next," Mark said.
"It's a small price to pay to save my friends," Double D said.
"Don't talk like that, you're going to live, and you're going to enjoy this trip whether you like it or not," Sarah said.
"I guess so," Eddy said.
"Well, only God knows," Jimmy said, and they boarded the ship.
"This is so great," Patsy said, looking at the ship. "Much better than in the brochure," Patsy added.
"Look, they have a mall," Nina screamed, pointing towards the mall.
"Remember, you are on Death's list. Now, seeing that Death has to kill you in one specific order, no surprises, no skips, unless intervened. Most of you may enjoy this ride. But, the person who is next, and a friend of them must stay secluded, that way, we can avoid deaths," Dr. Lif said.
"I choose Eddy to guard me," Double D said.
"He won't do you any good," said a voice that sounded too familiar. Everyone turned around. It was Dr. Deat.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Gretchen asked.
"Taking a relaxing cruise. Being death isn't all fun and games. By the way, some people are helping me with my luggage, you want to help?" he asked. Then, they saw stewards carrying huge boxes.
"What's in those boxes?" Mrs. Noffer asked.
"Coffins, just in case there are any surprise funerals," Dr. Deat laughed, and then he left.
"What a twisted man that guy is," Skip said.
"Attention passengers, we are about to take off port," the captain said.
"Double D, you and Eddy should get to your cabin," Dr. Lif said.
"No, I want to watch the ship take off. Besides, it's good luck to watch a ship take off on it's first voyage," Double D said. So they all went on deck.
"And we are taking off," the captain said, and the propeller started. Then, the ship hit a jolt, and Double D was thrown off, but he was still hanging on.
"Help me," Double D screamed. He was about to let go, but then, Sean helped him. Double D's death was intervened.
"That was a close call," Double D said. "Thanks Sean," he added.
"No problem," Sean replied, then the captains voice came on the intercom.
"Attention passengers, please report to deck A for life boat instructions," the captain ordered.
They got their life jackets, and went to Deck A.
But lifeboats weren't going to save lives this time.
A/N: Reviewers, please do not tell me who to save and who to kill. I have made my choices and a fate is chosen for every character. Some of my favorite characters are going to die, so don't hit on me too bad. Sorry. But Kaiser Aldamon, you will not be disappointed.