Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Ed, Edd, n, Eddy, Camp Lazlo, or Codename: Kids Next Door. All I own are Mark, Sean, Tim, Dr. Lif, Dr. Deat, and Mrs. Noffer who will be going bye-bye in this chapter. And edd 2. thanks for the idea.
Double D's death had just been intervened, and Sarah was next. But she didn't know it, and everybody was on Deck A.
Eventually they caught up with the rest of the group.
"Sarah, you're next, I just intervened Double D's death," Sean panted. Sarah went pale.
"I don't want to die, it's not my time," Sarah shrieked. Apparently she didn't want to die even if her brother was already dead.
"Relax Sarah, you'll be alright," Jane Doe said. But then, somebody having a drink spilled it, and it went all over the floor.
"Better get a janitor," he said. And he left, leaving the floor unsupervised. Eventually, the lifeboat drill was over and they all proceeded to leave, but Sarah slipped on it, and she grabbed on to the lifeboat rope, and it twisted around her neck, choking her.
"Chip, Skip try to help Nazz, we'll get Dr. Lif," Mark shouted. Chip and Skip tried to lift up the boat, but that only brought more suffering to Sarah.
Then, everybody came back.
"Idiots, you're supposed to use the lever," Raj said, and he tried to pull the boat up, but it was too heavy. And Sarah died.
"No use now, might as well use Dr. Deat's coffin," Lumpus said. And then, Sarah's body fell into the ocean, her neck bleeding, and a fin appeared.
Sean looked away while Alamandine threw up.
"Wait, where's Mrs. Noffer?" Slinkman asked.
"She got a personal instructor to teach her tennis," Kevin said.
"Oh my God, she's next. We have to warn her," Mark said. And then, he noticed a lot of tennis balls coming at his. He covered his head, nothing fell.
"Why the hell did you do that?" Eddy asked.
"It must've been a sign, tennis balls are going to kill Mrs. Noffer, in a way," Jimmy screamed, still petrified by Sarah's death.
"We have to find her now. Rolf, go get Dr. Lif. The rest of us will look for Mrs. Noffer," Mark said.
"Rolf shall do so," Rolf said, and he ran away.
And the rest of the group went to the tennis courts to search for Mrs. Noffer. They found her learning tennis.
"Isn't tennis just great?" Mrs. Noffer asked, but she was bad at it. The last ball she hit tipped over her water bottle.
"Mrs. Noffer, tennis balls will kill you," Tim shouted.
"What?" Mrs. Noffer asked. Then, she stepped back, and tripped on the water bottle and fell backwards over deck, and she fell into the propeller, slicing her up.
"Oh my God, Mrs. Noffer died," Nazz panicked.
"Rolf is next. He went to go find Dr. Lif. Where is Dr. Lif?" Gretchen asked.
"He's in his room, let's go," Nina shouted, and they ran to Dr. Lif's room.
"Dr. Lif, Rolf's next," Double D shouted.
"I thought Rolf's complicated math teacher was next," Rolf asked.
"She just died, and it was not pretty," Lazlo said.
"Well, Rolf must get to safety," Rolf said, and then the heavy painting behind him fell and crushed him.
Sorry if this was a little bit rushed, but it is a long list, and I'm sure if this were really happening, then Death would want a break.