Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Ed, Edd, n, Eddy, Camp Lazlo, or Codename: Kids Next Door. All I own are Mark, Sean, Tim, Dr. Lif, Dr. Deat, and Mrs. Noffer. Just as a warning, there won't be deaths for quiet a while.
"Oh my God, Rolf got crushed," Jimmy screamed.
"Mark's next," Slinkman said, looking at the list. Tim began to cry.
"It'll be OK, I'll be all right," Mark told Tim. But he had a feeling that all was not well.
"I'll look after you," Sean told Mark.
"We'll just have to watch out for possible death traps," Double D said.
Everyone looked around for possible death traps, then the captains voice came on.
"Attention passengers, we are having some trouble with the engine, so we will be moving a little bit faster," the captains said.
And then, the ship shook so hard that Mark flew against the cabinet, and it began to fall on him.
But then, Sean pulled him out of the way, intervening Mark's death. "I'm next," Sean said. He didn't really seem to care.
"Sorry about that passengers, the engine is fixed," the captain said. Everybody was relieved.
"Well, as long as I'm next, you all are safe, you might as well go out and have fun," Sean said.
"No, it doesn't matter. If one of us dies, we never seem to warn whoever's next in time. Like Mrs. Noffer, we ran as fast as we could to warn her, and the same with Rolf and Sarah," Patsy said. "We all have to stick together, that's how we have to face death," Patsy added.
Then, the window opened, and a cigarette flew in, and caught fire on Dr. Lif's stove, soon Sean, was blocked from the exit by the fire.
"I'm going to go get a fire extinguisher," Nazz said, and she ran for one. Mark didn't want to see Sean die; they were best friends since they were five. Nazz came with the fire extinguisher, and they put out the fire before Sean died. He was saved.
"Tim is next," Skip said, looking at the list. Tim began to cry harder than ever.
"Everything's going to be all right Tim, would you like to get some ice cream?" Nina asked. Tim nodded yes. Nazz went with Tim for some ice cream near the bow of the ship. (A/N: 'Bow' means front of the ship.) Then, the anchor was lifted up to hard, and it came on deck, right about to crush Tim.
"Move," Nina shouted, and she pushed Tim out of the way.
She got Tim some ice cream, and ran back to tell the others what had happened.
"Three interventions in a row. This has never happened before. It must be because death is weakening. Hold on a second, if ten or more people are intervened, then death will be destroyed," Dr. Lif explained.
"No more death?" Raj asked.
"Exactly," Dr. Lif answered.
"Well, we already have five interventions, we're half way there. If we can do this than we'll never have to worry about Death again," Mark said. Then, Dr. Lif was staring at the list.
"What happened?" Double D asked.
"Well, it appears that Lazlo's and Gretchen's places on the list have swapped. Lazlo will now be last to die, and Gretchen will be second to last," Dr. Lif explained.
"Well, this is just getting as weird as hell," Kevin said. "So who's next?" Kevin asked.
"Eddy is," Lumpus said.
"Ha, I've never seen Dorky's death," Kevin laughed.
"You're such an asshole," Nazz said.
"Well, its time for dinner, we best get a move on," Slinkman said. And they went to Titanic 2's dining hall.
"It's beautiful," Patsy said. Then, the chandelier fell.
"Eddy, look out," Double D cried, and he pulled Eddy out of the way, but the chandelier still fell on Eddy's leg. It was bleeding badly.
Dr. Lif put it in a cast, and it was fine. Eddy would still be able to use his leg.