Chapter 6: One In A Million

"Why did you break up with me as Miley then agree to go out with me as Hannah?" Jake asked.

"I told you that I couldn't get publicity, right?" I asked.

"Right…" Jake said.

"Well, Hannah can get publicity, so I thought that you could date her instead."

"And ya didn't want to let me in on this?" Jake asked.

"Sorry," I said.

"It's okay," Jake said. "So… do you think Hannah would like to be my girlfriend?" I smiled.

"I think she would love to be your girlfriend." We leaned in until Jake pulled away and put a finger on my lips. He smirked.

"Ah, ah, ah, Miley," he teased. "I have a girlfriend."

"Oh just shut up," I said, grabbing the back of his head and kissing him.

After a minute, Jake pulled away. "One problem."

"What?" I asked.

"Remember those jocks I told you about?"

"Yeah."

"Well they don't want me dating 'Hannah'" Jake said, using air quotes around Hannah. "And I rather not be stuffed in your locker every day."

"I don't know… I kinda like that," I said, grinning.

"Miley…" Jake whined.

"Fine, fine, I have an idea." We walked into the house and upstairs to my room. I directed him to my closet and opened the door.

"What does your closet have anything to do with your idea?" Jake asked. I grinned.

"Just watch," I said as I moved the rack of my regular clothes aside and opened the French doors to my Hannah closet.

"So this is were you keep your Hannah stuff," Jake said as he walked inside and looked around.

"Wow, you're not even half as excited as Lilly was," I said.

"I'm a guy," Jake replied. "So what's your idea?"

"Bribe them," I said simply.

"Bribe them? With what?" Jake asked. I walked over to one of my accessory shelves and opened a wooden box.

"You said there was seven of them, right?" I ask him.

"Yeah…" I dug through my box and got what I needed.

"Here," I said, handing eight backstage passes to him.

"Backstage passes?" Jake asked.

"Yep, to my concert. I meet them, and they leave you alone," I said.

"Wait a second… there's eight passes here, and there's seven of those jocks," Jake said with a cute confused looked on his face.

"Oh my bad, maybe I'll take Oliver or something…" I said, taking the extra pass out of his hand.

"Wait, I'll go!" Jake exclaimed. I laughed.

"Alright then."

"So where do you keep the wigs?" Jake asked randomly.

"Over here," I said as I crossed the closet and pushed the button the made some more shelves come out. I took out the most common Hannah wig; long strait blonde hair with bangs, and put it on.

"Hey Hannah," Jake said with a joking, yet cocky grin. I played along.

"Hey babe, I didn't see you all weekend," I replied over dramatically.

"Well let's make up for that," Jake said, before pressing his lips to mine. I kissed back, ignoring the fact that I heard the door open.

"I guess they worked it out," I heard Jackson say before closing the door and leaving.


"Hey guys," Jake said to the jocks in the empty hallway the next day. "I know you're mad at me, but I got something for you." He waved the seven passes to them.


"Kay ya'll, here's the final song of the night," I announced to the crowd later on Friday night as Hannah. "It's dedicated to my special someone, you know who you are." I winked to Jake, who was with the jocks from our school by the side of the stage.

How did I get here? I turned around and there you were
didn't think twice or rationalize. Cuz somehow I knew
That there was more than just chemistry
I mean I knew you were kind of into me
but I figured it's too good to be true

I said pinch me, where's the catch this time?
Can't find a single cloud in the sky
Help me before I get used to this guy

They say that good things take time
But really great things happen in a blink of an eye
Thought the chances to meet somebody like you
were a million to one
Can't believe it, you're one in a million

All this time I was looking for love
Trying to make things work that weren't good enough
Till I thought I'm through, said I'm done
and stumbled into the arms of the one

You're making me laugh about the silliest stuff
Say that I'm your diamond in the rough
When I'm mad at you, you come with your velvet touch
Can't believe that I'm so lucky
I have never felt so happy
Every time I see that sparkle in your eyes

They say that good things take time
But really great things happen in a blink of an eye
Thought the chances to meet somebody like you
were a million to one
Can't believe it, you're one in a million

All this time I was looking for love
Trying to make things work that weren't good enough
Till I thought I'm through, said I'm done
and stumbled into the arms of the one

I said pinch me, where's the catch this time?
Can't find a single cloud in the sky
Help me before I get used to this

They say that good things take time
But really great things happen in a blink of an eye
Thought the chances to meet somebody like you
were a million to one
Can't believe it, you're one in a million

They say that good things take time
But really great things happen in a blink of an eye
Thought the chances to meet somebody like you
were a million to one
Can't believe it, you're one in a million

The audience exploded with applause.

"Aw, you guys are awesome!" I said to them. "Drive safely and good night everybody!" I said, walking off stage.

"Hey Hannah," Jake said, wrapping his arm around my waist.

"Oh. My. Gosh. It's H-h-hannah Montana," the largest jock said. The jocks screamed like little girls while Jake and I held back our laughter.


A/N: Hey guys, sorry for the short chapter, I wasn't able to work on this yesterday cause my family was at my cousin's house all day for the 4th of July. For those of you reading Chances: A Million To One, I'll try to update that tomorrow. Thanks for all the reviews on the last chapter.