DISCLAIMER: I still own nothing. Because I ate all the pretzels. -sadness-
Chapter Two: Super Luck
After witnessing that rather odd chain of events, both Chiyo and Osaka were going to go home. But realized one thing on the way. They didn't have a home. So, then, after a pair of rather frightened Pokemon came running out of their homes, Chiyo and Osaka were going in, the Pichu looking very disapproving. Anyway, while Chiyo left to buy groceries, Osaka had to remodel the house so nobody would suspect they stole it. Chiyo returned, then her mouth dropped open, the bags full of Oran Berries and other assorted fruits spilling everywhere.
The entire house was the spitting image of a Shellos, from the snail-like head to the lumpy purple body. Chiyo blinked several times, then turned to Osaka, who gave her a silly grin. Chiyo slapper herself on the forehead. "Well, now nobody will think we stole it..." she said. "Because nobody would want to steal such a house," she added, quietly enough for Osaka to not hear.
The two woke up early next morning. Osaka went out to check the mail, but slipped out the window. She hadn't exactly been logical about redesigning the hosue- who puts windows so low they could be windows anyway?
She fell onto the Pelipper that was delivering the mail, who flapped furiously to get the heck out of there.
"So rude..." muttered Osaka, rubbing her head. "Anyway, let's check the mail... Bills, bills, geez, we don't even have a job and we get bills..." She turned around to the Pelipper and shouted, "Yo, sista! You delivered all the wrong mail to us!"
"I'm a guy!" came the furious response.
"So rude..." said Osaka again.
Chiyo came out, grabbed a few letters that had littered the ground, and started leafing through them. "Osaka-san!" she shouted. "Osaka-san, look at this!" She took out a letter and read.
"Dear... whoever," read the letter. "This letter will now explode in five... four..." Chiyo hastily threw it away, causing the residents of the house next door to burn into oblivion in a spiraling torrent of pain and misery. Chiyo searched for the correct letter, muttering something under her breath about "letter bombs".
Chiyo found the correct letter and read, "DEAR RESCUE TEAM. WE NEED YOUR HELP. WE DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH MAGNEMITES FOR A MAGNETON. SINCE WE ARE NPCS, WE CANNOT FIND OUR THIRD MAGNEMITE. SINCE YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO LIFE AT ALL, AND YOU ARE SOMEHOW BETTER THAN EVERYONE, YOU GET YOUR LAZY BUTTS INTO THUNDERWAVE CAVE AND GET THE MAGNEMITE. THIS LETTER WILL NOW SELF-DESTRUCT IN-" Chiyo threw the letter away in the other direction, thus causing their other neighbors to explode.
"Well, then," she said. "Let's go!"
"But something's going to happen..." said Osaka eerily.
"Such as?" asked Chiyo, not really worried.
"Well," she said. "Our client could get devoured."
Chiyo sighed. She was used to Osaka. "Osaka, nobody's going to get eaten. Okay?"
"What do you mean MAGNEMITE GOT EATEN BY AN ARON?!"
"Well, ehe..." said the Magnemite sheepishly, "Anyway... go get the Magnemite in the cave anyway."
"Why?" asked Chiyo. "Even if we bring it back, you won't have enough."
"We're hoping that we can trick the evolutionary process by using a magnetized sphere instead," said Magnemite, holding up a foam ball painted silver with a giant googly eye pasted in the center.
Chiyo knew it wouldn't work, but said, "We'll go get your Magnemite," and dragged Osaka into the dungeon.
They had gone halfway through when Osaka insisted they stopped for lunch. Chiyo opened her bag of berries and began eating an Oran berry. Osaka, for reasons unknown, was happily devouring a Pinap berry. After a time, she said, "Oran berries are really hard."
Chiyo nodded, again, she was used to Osaka spewing out random facts at random times.
"But your teeth are tiny," she continued. "How can you eat an Or-"
"Okay, okay, never mind, Osaka-san," said Chiyo hastily. She didn't intend on losing any teeth if she could help it. She quickly swapped it for the softer Pecha berry.
Which was her worst mistake that day.
Pichus, they're naturally hyper. Chiyo was able to control her instincts until now. Like with most things hyper, they turn absolutely chaotic when exposed to sugar. Pecha berries, on the other hand, are packed full of sugar. Take two and two together, and things turned horribly wrong.
Chiyo, her instincts taking over, ricochetted off the walls before crashing through the floor, thus blasting her way through the rest of the dungeon. Osaka shrugged and jumped through the hole.
And got stuck.
Osaka and Chiyo reached the Magnemite eventually. Outside behind the cave, the Magnemite didn't notice them. Chiyo was about to grab it, bring it back-
And then the Staraptor came through and took it away too.
"This really is becoming, like, a trend, or something," said Osaka, while Chiyo was simply horrified from getting so close to the Staraptor.
Eventually they started going back the way they came, but noticed something that wasn't there before.
"A Luxray!" shouted Osaka happily, running forward towards the sleeping Pokemon. Not very fast, mind you, there's a reason they call them "Slowpokes".
"Osaka-san!" shouted Chiyo. "Don't-" Osaka was already slapping the Luxray with her tail. It woke up quickly enough.
The Luxray advanced towards them. Chiyo was close to tears, frightened. She wasn't having a lot of luck since she'd entered the world of Pokemon. When the Luxray spotted her, however, its gaze lightened, and then, it suddenly became very familiar-
"Chiyo-chan?" asked Luxray. Chiyo flinched, then retreated behind Osaka.
"Hello!" shouted Osaka jovially. "I'm Osaka! I'm from Osaka! Where are you from?" Through the Luxray's eyes, Osaka's face seemed to zoom in. It took a step back.
"Osaka?"
Osaka nodded. "Chiyo-chan, introduce yourself to the nice Luxray!" she shouted, slapping her with her tail. Chiyo was forced out from behind her.
"I-I'm Chiyo-chan..." sobbed Chiyo. "Please don't eat me!"
"Chiyo... So it is you." muttered Luxray.
"What's your name?" asked Osaka, once again giving the Luxray the "zoom-in" effect.
"I'm Sakaki," said the Luxray confidently.
"Sakaki-san!" shouted Chiyo, running forward, embracing the larger Pokemon in a bear hug.
"Wow," said Osaka. "What a coincidence. Because I have a friend named Sakaki..."
Chiyo slapped her forehead.
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