"My name is Seth Cohen," he paused before taking a deep breath. "And I am a sex addict."

"Awwww, hello Seth!" Kaitlin chimed from the kitchen counter in the Cohen home whilst she watched Seth eat a chocolate chip cookie that she had brought over. "Tell us about your problems!" she said, motioning to Captain Oats.

"You see, I wasn't always like this." he said in between bites of his cookie and sips of the glass of milk in his left hand.

"This?" Kaitlin asked, smirking as she brought her legs up to her chest, watching her boyfriend of one month.

"Yeah, this!" he smirked. "You see, when I started out having sex.. Oh shit, that was just, embarrassing. I mean, honestly. I made noises and I moved and squirmed a lot, it was just straight up uncomfortable."

"Not to mention, awkward." she chimed in, making Seth look at her exasperatedly.

"Excuse me, I'm trying to bear my soul here and I'd appreciate it if you would just let me!" he said, trying to stay as serious as he could with Kaitlin.

He took a long pause, drank the rest of his milk and smirked with satisfaction when Kaitlin was quiet while he did so. "And yes, damned awkward." he chuckled softly.

Kaitlin smirked and shook her head, "You asshole," she teased before Seth stepped in front of her area of the counter, placing his hands on her hips softly.

"Don't be mean, darling. That's just plain rude." he smirked, kissing her lips softly before feeling Kaitlin lean forward, kissing him back fully.

After a few seconds, he pulled away, resting his forehead on her's. "We kinda can't do this," he informed. "I mean, my parents are like… nyeah." he smirked, jerking his head to the right and family room.

"You know," Kaitlin smiled quietly. "For a sex addict, you sure as hell have a sure lot of control." she stated, kissing his lips quickly before plopping off of the counter and out towards the front door of the house, leaving Seth; for the first time; in awe.

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Kaitlin found herself the next morning in Taylor and Ryan's apartment, head in her hands, watching the magazine below her, sighing in disgust while she watched how John Mayer was dating Jessica Simpson when Taylor stepped in.

The bubbly female looked over at Kaitlin and her reading material and smiled softly. "He will realize that she's a stupid skank and needs to get shot and then he'll come to his senses and come and marry me."

Ryan walked into the kitchen and frowned as he grabbed a banana from the bowl on the center of the table. "I thought that you had no feelings for anyone else but me," he smirked as Kaitlin smirked and let out a small laugh. He was still her 'brother', and she would love him like that. Although, he wasn't that keen on the whole relationship with her and Seth. She could see where he was coming from, though. Honestly; Seth was like, what, twenty-one, twenty-two and she was sixteen? He was playing Magic: The Gathering when she was born. Okay, maybe not Magic, maybe Pokemon. Yeah, Pokemon.

But in time, Ryan came to his senses, fine with the fact that Seth was dating Kaitlin and they were both happy. They hadn't had any huge fight, so that was good.

"So, Coop; what brings you here?" Ryan asked, peeling the piece of fruit.

"Oh, well, Seth was working early and I was bored at home so I thought that I would come and visit my favorite, 'family but not technically family.'" she said, smiling softly.

Taylor dropped her spoon in the sink, glared at Kaitlin for a second before turning to her peppy self once more.

Ryan smirked, "Well, I'm off. I'll call you later," he said, giving Taylor a kiss before looking at Kaitlin. "And I will see you later." he nodded, walking out of the house, leaving the two girls to gossip and giggle.

Taylor smirked, "So, have you and Seth had sex yet?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.

Kaitlin grinned. "Pfft, no, not yet. We've done a bunch of stuff, like, but not had sex yet." she informed.

"Like?"

"You wanna know all the horny details?" Kaitlin smiled. "Taylor Townsend, you whore."

"Shut up and spill!"

"Okay, well, three weeks after my birthday, he came over when mom was gone; and spent the night. He was taking a shower and I was like, super duper bored so I went into the bathroom and we were talking before he finally said to get my ass in the shower with him."

Kaitlin paused with Taylor opened her mouth, giggling a 'No!'.

"Yeah, we didn't do anything more than just, I mean, feel each other up. He did more of the feeling.. But we were really close to finally doing it, but…' she paused again when Taylor giggled again.

"When the water went ice cold."
Taylor grinned, "Damned plumbing." she winked, nodding her head. "Anything else I need to know?"

Kaitlin took a deep breath. "I… I think about him all the time, Tay. I mean, it's really weird to think but I really do wake up in the morning because I want to see him. I find myself dreaming about waking up ten years from now and being able to see a huge diamond ring on my left ring finger and to have my name to be Kaitlin Cohen," she said quietly. "Every time I see a romantic film I picture me and him as the main characters and I don't think that he feels the same way about me, it's…. maddening."

Kaitlin sighed again before blurting it out.

"I love Seth Cohen."